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Deaths have occured as players as have fought to try to sit next to Gist on the bench.
God was made in the image of Gist.
Deaths have occured as players as have fought to try to sit next to Gist on the bench.
When Gist laughed in disagreement after a bad Joey Crawford call, Joey Crawford admitted he was wrong and threw himself out of the game.
David Stern will now rig every game in favor of the team that Gist is on.
"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that James Gist doesn't exist. I believe in God, but I fear James Gist."
James Gist can pick his nose. James Gist can pick his friends. AND James Gist can pick his friends nose!
James Gist can ride in the HOV lane in every U.S. city as both driver and passenger.
Some people piss their name into snow - James Gist pisses his name into concrete
James Gist visited the Virgin Islands - They are now the Islands
he balls gist-like-a-pimp
James Gist holds the record in California for largest bigfoot killed with his bare hands. He was in Florida at the time.
Nike just came out with a new saying:
Gist do it
Shaq knows how James's ass taste. "It's Gist great!"
Gist has never wiped his ass. Never had to. Shaq does.
Gist Happens.
Gist is a government cover-up.
Jesus can turn water into wine but Gist can turn piss into liquid gold.
From what I've heard, James Gist once made a spectacular play in a home game back at Maryland, then ran over to Bristol (literally) to edit his OWN highlight, and later that evening presented it to the viewing public on Sports Center. That James Gist is one bad mother.....
Man, this is probably one of the most worthit one liners since the spork thread!
So I typed James Gist into imdb and got a result.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1087790/
He's up 201% since last week!
Gist created the Universe in just 3 days
When you try to shot block James Gist he laughs at your pathetic efforts, soars over them, puts it in the hole, and makes sure someone sends you a tape of the whole thing. Oddly enough, the exact same thing happens when you attempt to block James Gist.
Chuck Norris is afraid of James Gist.
James Gist hates it when someone says, "God bless you," after he sneezes. James Gist does not need people telling him how to do his job.
If Hitler would have known about James Gist he would have killed everyone that didn’t look like James Gist. Too bad Gist killed him before he could see him.
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