Shameful admission

[marini martini]

Honestly, I'm not drinking. But I did slash a hookers neck.

In your dreams



Or somebody is calling the cops

[ShoogarBear]

But I did scratch a hookers neck.

Fixed.

[Trainwreck2100]

You're a liar, I see! And back to drinkin'!!!

He;s not a liar he's talkin about GTA

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was at the Bonham dancing with a straight skirt on, and my loose panties fell down around my knees. So I took them off, and stuffed them in a gay guys sport coat, that he had asked me to watch while he & his lover went outside for a few!

[mrsmaalox]

I was at the Bonham dancing with a straight skirt on, and my loose panties fell down around my knees. So I took them off, and stuffed them in a gay guys sport coat, that he had asked me to watch while he & his lover went outside for a few!

Let me get this straight....this was not the same night you escaped via fire escape from the men's barracks at Ft Sam?

I'm glad you're back, dahling!

[Spur-Addict]

I drove into a construction sign generator one night. Then I took off, because only an idiot would stay. Nobody was hurt in the making of this destruction.

[mrsmaalox]

I had a crush on Steve from Blue's Clue's....

Well sure. He's really HOT!!



So how do feel about those "Wiggles"?

[RashoFan]

I ain't down with the Wiggles...Steve owns those pansies.
Are the Wiggles American or are they Aussies? If they are Aussies, the only thing going for them is the accent.

Steve has a cute smile...ohhh those dimples...

[J.T.]

I voted for Barack Obama exclusively because I saw a picture of him holding a Gibson Les Paul guitar.

[jman3000]

I like big dogs.

[J.T.]

I read Cosmo.

[J.T.]

i get drunk and high during work

This really isn't a big deal unless you're an open heart surgeon. Everyone gets drunk and high at work. And if they don't, they ought to.

[LuvBones]

I borrowed my coworkers daughter so I can go watch the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 movie last night.

[LuvBones]

And I still listen to some of Britney Spears old music.

[marini martini]

I don't shave my legs in the winter

[RashoFan]

I had a Spuds Mackensie t shirt that I wore all the time in middle school...

[Brutalis]

I drive around town and kill pit bulls before they kill our children.

[Brutalis]

I like Vans. Not the skater lace up kind.. but the slip on kind. And I'm not gay.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And I'm not gay.

That's a shameful admission?

[David Bowie]

I take sleeping pills before I go to work. And I have a sex tape somehwere around my apartment, but haven't found it yet ):