So the office manager just had flowers delivered to her desk. Marital fight last nite

[Fpoonsie]

Bwahaha! Classic FG scene. I actually have this shirt. Just has the "Diamonds: She'll pretty much have to" line on it, but still. Greatness.

[JoeChalupa]

I like it when the wife sends me flowers.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey gang I just walked back inside from helping out another dip customer and I was just in time to see a big ing load of flowers being delivered to the office managers office.

Upon further investigation there was apparently some kind of marital spat that ensued last night so the flowers are from her husband and I suppose they're meant to smooth things over. I heard the lady jabbing away about how she'll forgive him and blah blah blah she's gonna make him sweat it out a little more.

This is ing bull in my opinion. Why do you women deserve anything after a fight? For what? A fight just can't be a fight...you have to have some kind of peace offering for you to grow up and get over yourself and move forward in the relationship? What the is wrong with some of you. Big ing deal you had a fight. It shouldn't result in gift giving as some kind of admission of guilt or lame ass apology so someone can get some god damn closure on what was apparently a bad night.

I can ing whole heartly promise you that I don't come to work and find.

1. Xbox games gift wrapped and delivered to my office.
2. Beer and an apology card
3. New clothing or sexy outfit that I should put on for the make-up sexing.
4. Case of motor oil and that hot new power chip I've been eyeing on the truck performance show I watch sunday morning.
5. 383 stroker chevy small block 345 horsepower crate motor and matching 5 speed tranny for all my troubles caused by the annoying little spat we had.

We don't get . Wanna know why?

Answer:

ITS ING STUPID TO HAVE TO GIFT SOMEONE OVER A ING FIGHT. GET OVER YOUR SPOILED SELVES AND LEARN TO WORK THINGS OUT WITHOUT HAVING TO BE GIVEN SOME KIND OF GAY ASS PEACE OFFERING.

ITS A WASTE OF ING MONEY. THOSE FLOWERS COULD BE USED TO CHEER UP THE RELATIVES OF SOMEONE WHO DIED IN A NEGLEGENT TEENAGE DRIVING ACCIDENT.

ING WOMEN JESUS CHRIST YOU CREATURES MILK MEN FOR EVERYTHING.

Don't put this on all women. I can't stand the mind games.

[CuckingFunt]

TPark only es about liberal women. If Nancy Pelosi's husband sent her flowers, he would marvel at how liberals love to raise taxes to spend money on bleeding heart causes like flowers. If it was Kay Bailey Hutchison, he would marvel about how sending flowers to make up and keep the marriage intact is a great investment in the family values that the liberals are flushing down the toilet in our country.

This is a rather brilliant observation.

[CuckingFunt]

Good boyfriends make good girlfriends.

Sorry, but no. People control their own action and their own reactions.

I've known plenty of women who act like unholy s to their boyfriends with absolutely no provocation. Conversely, I know plenty of women (myself included) who would never let a bad boyfriend become an excuse to be a bad girlfriend.

[mrsmaalox]

I like it when the wife sends me flowers.

Really? I've never sent flowers to a man but I have definitely thought about it. Not in a manipulative, mind- kinda way, but in a " hey I really like you and if I were there I'd be blowing you, but since I'm not, enjoy these flowers" kind of way. How would that go over?

[CuckingFunt]

Okay. Now I'm all caught up. Please, everyone, continue.

[marini martini]

Really? I've never sent flowers to a man but I have definitely thought about it. Not in a manipulative, mind- kinda way, but in a " hey I really like you and if I were there I'd be blowing you, but since I'm not, enjoy these flowers" kind of way. How would that go over?

Queen of the thread so far!!! When I get flowers from Mr. Martini, for what ever reason. He is sure to get a B.J. I just love flowers!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't think I've ever given flowers after a spat and I'm pretty sure I never will.

I've only used the flower-play the day after a first or second date as the cherry on top, so to speak. And they never get flowers again.

[CuckingFunt]

I just don't understand the idea of compulsory flowers for any occasion. I never have.

In a birthday/Valentine's Day/first date/etc. situation, they're always appreciated but never expected. I would never want flowers just because the person giving them to me felt it was their duty, but I think it can be a very sweet gesture when genuine. Or a surprise.

If I ever got into an argument with someone where they felt they needed to kiss ass with a bouquet, though, I'd reckon they ed up big enough that flowers aren't going to do the trick. So, then, what's the point?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Much rather put that dinero towards a quality meal and a night on the town.

And then I'd stop by her place and see what she was doing.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't think I've ever given flowers after a spat and I'm pretty sure I never will.

I've only used the flower-play the day after a first or second date as the cherry on top, so to speak. And they never get flowers again.

But do you do it with an ulterior motive for the future, or just as a thinking of you, I had a great time? Big difference.

[JoeChalupa]

Really? I've never sent flowers to a man but I have definitely thought about it. Not in a manipulative, mind- kinda way, but in a " hey I really like you and if I were there I'd be blowing you, but since I'm not, enjoy these flowers" kind of way. How would that go over?

I'd go over great as long as you don't send snap dragons.

[mrsmaalox]

I'd go over great as long as you don't send snap dragons.

Got it.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

But do you do it with an ulterior motive for the future, or just as a thinking of you, I had a great time? Big difference.

There's a difference?

[mrsmaalox]

There's a difference?

Well maybe not. I suppose if your already at the second date you can pretty much count yourself in.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No difference after the 1st date, either.

[CuckingFunt]

There's a difference?

Take out the word "ulterior" and no, there isn't.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Take out the word "ulterior" and no, there isn't.

"Ulterior" is what the GHB is for.

[CuckingFunt]

"Ulterior" is what the GHB is for.

Dunno... seems to me that would make it a pretty damned explicit motive.

[marini martini]

Sorry guys, I'm talkin' flowers as gifts, for like say, Birthday, anniversary, and no special reason, because they love you = BJ

AND B2B, back to the O.P., if your O.M. got tons of flowers from hubby, for make up fight, and proceeded to tell everyone she's going to make him sweat, that was big-ass, women's lib, bull talking. And she/he knows if they split, he's gonna have to pay vucos dinero in support. So he does the flower thing, just to stall out for another month or two.

[mrsmaalox]

Yea that woman is just being a manipulative , giving a bad name to the rest of us

[MsMcGillyCutty]

It may be corny but I enjoy receiving flowers from a loving or not so loving man. I live in today's world but I still like being treated like a woman. I'll welcome the FTD man anytime.

[I. Hustle]

My penis itches

[dirk4mvp]

giving a girl flowers when she's sick works like a charm


i just remembered the last time i did that. the next day she was feeling better.... i realized it was worth it.