I would like to formally request that Dale does not have his privileges on this website hurt in any way.
You see, Dale's life is a simple but humble one. He wakes up around 4 in the morning and pushes me off the bed & onto the floor so I don't oversleep. He then will sit on the toilet for half an hour with a notepad to write down things he would copy paste onto this website. When that is over, he visits me in the kitchen and usually does something silly like throwing a potato at my head or peeing on my leg. He then eats breakfast, yells at our cat whom he named Kori punches a whole in the wall for no apparent reason.
He goes on the computer around 6 and writes his Spurstalk musings into Coral WordPerfect '97 so he may be ready to copy & paste his whitty remarks. This habit is only broken during Laker game time when he sits in front of the TV and cheers on Kobe Bean Bryant. I usually have some 'me' time during this period to treat my wounds and physically pleasure myself as Dale is an impotent bas with a crooked penis. Sometimes I do some sewing as well.
Anyways, this website is Dale's life and is the only reason I am currently alive.