The Conservative Haiku

[SWC Bonfire]

i am an aggie
lacking ruth, i hate texas
go usc go

I hate Cali teams
I am forced to back Texas
Damn you all, t-sips

[Marklar MM]

NBA le
Spurs will most likely lose it
Pistons will win it

[Oscar DeLa]

don't know what it is
but Mooks right about Tahoes
conservatives drive

[SWC Bonfire]

I'm Conservative
I don't drive a Tahoe but
OnStar* tells me to.

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but on star is lame

[SWC Bonfire]

NBA le
Spurs will most likely lose it
Pistons will win it

Marklar is smoking
Serious in Motown
The cold's warped his brain

[Marklar MM]

It is ing cold
Warm the up already
Pistons will beat Spurs

[SWC Bonfire]

Your city will melt
When the Miami Heat come
Beat them twice, we'll talk.

[Marklar MM]

Miami Heat suck
They are overrated turds
Wade is all they got.

[SWC Bonfire]

That depends on if
Shaq's big toe cooperates
He gets BS calls.

[Vashner]

Spurs own Shaq
Miami is a workout team for Spurs
Duncan is the real pimp

[Marklar MM]

Shaq should play football
350 pounds...eesh
He could eat a dwarf.

[SWC Bonfire]

Shaq should play football
350 pounds...eesh
He could eat a dwarf.

What I've always said
He'd be an awesome tight end
Good hands plus huge size.

[Marklar MM]

Defensive lineman
He is to big for tight end
He would stop to eat.

[Johnny Tightlips]

Ain't sayin' nothin'.
Who says I been haikuin'?
Go suck a lemon.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

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[Johnny Tightlips]

Go suck a lemon.
Go suck a lemon, hippie.
Go suck a lemon.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Johnny Tightlips
Banned
LOL

[SWC Bonfire]

no haikus written
for two days...literally
thus, i'll bump the thread.

I've been out of town
Driving my Tahoe around
Gas prices are low

[SWC Bonfire]

Ol' Johnny Tightlips
Now he ain't saying nothin'
on Spurstalk.com

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Well now I miss him
To me, he was quite funny
If slightly quiet.

[SWC Bonfire]

Was Johnny Tightlips
Conservative or a Lib?
He never would say

[Cant_Be_Faded]

When have you ever heard of a non-overzealous republican

much less a quiet one

umm I mean

It's impossible
To be a silent person
And be neocon

[mookie2001]

I have been to war
against the war on christmas
i'm persecuted

[Solid D]

Be kind to Santa
remember to not leave fire
ablaze in fireplace