Insult the FAT guy, WIN a PRIZE!

[bigzak25]

u are still a fat who cheats on his wife. u are going no where in this world Sac.

you big meanie...

[bigzak25]

So you abandoned your responsibility to your wife and your family in order to chase a dream?

Adults don't do that.

thanks for the advice....so i take it you consider yourself an adult?

Sure, there's another career I'd love to go off and do, but I have responsibilities. Adults take care of responsibilities. And Christians put their own selfish dreams aside to take care of others first.

You know nothing about that. Your behavior is the diametrical opposite of a Christ-follower.

oh....wow...i WAS wrong...now i see the light...thanks!

I have this thing called contentment. I have this thing called peace. Sure, I'd love to live in a mountain meadow somewhere in my log cabin, and spend half my life backcountry camping. But that's not life. And I'm content with what I have, because I know whatever problems I may encounter on my worst day pale in comparison to what 99% of the world goes through on a good day, because I'm so incredibly lucky to have been born American.

And most of what I complain about in real life are my own shortcomings and limitations.

I have a wife that I spend every day finding ways to love and cherish her the best I can. And taking the at ude that her needs come first has made me much happier and more content than if I were setting out selfishly on my own and forcing her to come in tow.

And that's what you have done. You have been acting incredibly selfishly, and doing it under the guise of having become a born-again Christian.

I'm surprised your wife has put up with you this long.

No. If your wife leaves you and you have no choice but to come crawling back to Texas, THEN you will have hit rock bottom.

1st of all, never mistake contentment with peace. They are almost direct opposites. As for being suprised my wife has put up with me this long? Yeah, well that makes 2 of us...

As for me crawling back to Texas? uh oh, too late...i'm already back...and I flew, didn't crawl...southwest airlines rocks! it's quicker too...

If/When my wife leaves me? That will be her choice, NOT MINE, and it will be the biggest mistake of her life...but it won't happen...i won't let it...we are meant to be...we are ONE...and so it shall be, forever more...unless she really really wants to leave me...in that case...I'll pray for her and wish her the best...I love her...always have, always will...

[jaffies]

Also, if your screenname is still green?

Don't bother voting...i'll recount in my head and eliminate your vote...i want the votes of the peeps that have been here

my name's still green...do I count?

[bigzak25]

u Sac, the other day u asked for this
tonight im gonna bend over your wife, her, then split

Strike 3. Your out.


time bigzak starts to flow, 5:05....



alright g-i-g, i've heard your flow,
i tried to be nice, you your kinda slow,
so now you get dealt like the dog you are,
you kept pushing bigzak, but now you pushed too far,

so forgive me Lord, what i'm about to do,
i turned the other cheek, just like you,
but this wigga kept hittin, no mercy,
so no he'll get beat like he didn't forsee,

alright , you done called me out,
i tried to whisper, but it's time to shout,
you think your big bad and the in man,
but you bout to learn and become a fan,

of me, the one the only big z,
the one that could yo whole family,
but i chose the peace, the troof, and the love,
til you crossed the line, now your getting the glove,

so bend over , i'm talkin to you,
i'm stickin it in till your face turns blue,
and don't your worry, you'll get your chance,
to turn around and open mouf wide, your victory dance,

you asked for the best, so now you got it,
i tried to be nice, but now i forgot it,
can you remember back to when you were young?
back when you swallowed your 1st loada ?

what what his name? uncle D?
spread your ass wide and made you scream...
he made you cry, and you wondered why,
now you catch yourself looking at all fly guys,

so you pimp and act, and try to be bad,
but you don't like chics just, and it makes you mad,
it's all a front, you think we don't know?
that when it comes to suck, you choose to blow...

but that's okay, it's not all bad,
it's not your fault you were ed by your dad,
so wake up punk, i'm talkin to you,
stop using chicks to pull yourself through,

your a user dawg, and a in hater,
and later on tonight your a masterbater,
to, all the porn you create, your actin ,
you like the shakes,

so stop your lying, stop your trying,
grow the up and stop denying,
and maybe one day you realize,
that within you's the power to in rise,

to, a level, that you can't even see,
and in level that sets your ass free,
i'm talking bout my nikka above,
the one that taught me how to love,

the one that showes us all the way,
taught us to bow, taught us to pray,
but that noise, you called the pain,
and now from your eyes it'll in rain,

so learn your lesson, and don't come back,
i don't like to hate, it's not bigzak,
but when you cross the line, you will get dealt,
so pick yourself up, that's the end of the melt...

[bigzak25]

my name's still green...do I count?

okay, you count.

green names by request only....it's just to keep peeps from making new screen names and messing up the vote...nothing more than that bigdawg...one post makes you a family member at spurstalk...i just want the vote to be legit, you dig...

[jaffies]

dug

[bigzak25]

Come on Big Sac, your fat, but u can do better
if not i will keep making your wife's pussy wetter

your bore me now...maybe i can do better, but you sure as can't...so stop the talking and step off...you are not worthy of my attention any longer...oh and feel free to continue to make any worthless jokes/comments about my loved ones...if you think it really bothers me coming from a little girl like you? then your more full of yourself then even i thought...

don't you have a volleyball to go play with you big stud...

there are men in the is world Gig...and then there's you. Grow up. We're all waiting, but forgive us if we don't hold our breath...

[bigzak25]

Dude, your telling me to grow up? Who the do u think u are?

You post half naked pictures of yourself in this thread. You tell us to insult u. U cheat on your wife. You are fat. You think you are a comedian, but u arent funny. U havent done in your life except support the local McDonalds. You are the one who needs to grow up man. The only thing i give u props on is keeping your for so long. On second thought, she is prolly fatter and more worthless than you....so i guess that isnt too much of an accomplishment.

Just do us all a favor...shave your chest hair, get liposuction, stop with the religious bull ....and buy me a in beer at a GTG you miserable fat

I'm bigzak, that's who. if you don't know, now you know...

and yeah, yeah, i hear you mumbling...whatever you say man...kay...

but to show you i'm MORE MAN than you, yeah, i'll buy you a beer at the next GTG you show up at that i'm at too...i hold no grudges...

i know your cool dawg, don't get me wrong, but c'mon man, you know the game, someone pushes you, your gonna push back aren't you?

you did, i did. i'll walk away from this for now, but don't push me, cuz i'm close to da edge, i'm trying not to lose my head...

whenever you care to dance though...i'm your huckleberry...i'll make you famous...

[mouse]

Strike 3. Your out.


time bigzak starts to flow, 5:05....



alright g-i-g, i've heard your flow,
i tried to be nice, you your kinda slow,
so now you get dealt like the dog you are,
you kept pushing bigzak, but now you pushed too far,

so forgive me Lord, what i'm about to do,
i turned the other cheek, just like you,
but this wigga kept hittin, no mercy,
so no he'll get beat like he didn't forsee,

alright , you done called me out,
i tried to whisper, but it's time to shout,
you think your big bad and the in man,
but you bout to learn and become a fan,

of me, the one the only big z,
the one that could yo whole family,
but i chose the peace, the troof, and the love,
til you crossed the line, now your getting the glove,

so bend over , i'm talkin to you,
i'm stickin it in till your face turns blue,
and don't your worry, you'll get your chance,
to turn around and open mouf wide, your victory dance,

you asked for the best, so now you got it,
i tried to be nice, but now i forgot it,
can you remember back to when you were young?
back when you swallowed your 1st loada ?

what what his name? uncle D?
spread your ass wide and made you scream...
he made you cry, and you wondered why,
now you catch yourself looking at all fly guys,

so you pimp and act, and try to be bad,
but you don't like chics just, and it makes you mad,
it's all a front, you think we don't know?
that when it comes to suck, you choose to blow...

but that's okay, it's not all bad,
it's not your fault you were ed by your dad,
so wake up punk, i'm talkin to you,
stop using chicks to pull yourself through,

your a user dawg, and a in hater,
and later on tonight your a masterbater,
to, all the porn you create, your actin ,
you like the shakes,

so stop your lying, stop your trying,
grow the up and stop denying,
and maybe one day you realize,
that within you's the power to in rise,

to, a level, that you can't even see,
and in level that sets your ass free,
i'm talking bout my nikka above,
the one that taught me how to love,

the one that showes us all the way,
taught us to bow, taught us to pray,
but that noise, you called the pain,
and now from your eyes it'll in rain,

so learn your lesson, and don't come back,
i don't like to hate, it's not bigzak,
but when you cross the line, you will get dealt,
so pick yourself up, that's the end of the melt...

sorry but that s funny
anyone who can use delt and melt in a rap has talent

[mouse]

Dude, my last reply to u was just to piss u off so i would win the in "insult the fat man contest"....i dont mean any of that .

And hopefully I will come to a GTG someday. Although u will have to hold off on the beer for me considering im still 19.

Go get a room if your going to kiss bigsnack's creamy white wonder bread ass.
the dude is a tree hugging

[bigzak25]

i know i promised a poll, but since nobody keeps promises here in this forum,

i figured it...

and i gotta go get my job and car...so fogive me for being lazy...


Winner...ClintSquint AND Mouse.

However, Mouse was runner up.

So, I've decided to split the prizes.

ClintSquint gets the $50 bux, Mouse gets the 24 pack of beer.

Here are the winning posts....Thanks to all others for participating, you all rock!

The Duke is laughing.......

"Shut your scuzzy mouth, fat body, and listen up!
I am going to give you the straight skinny, because
you are the biggest bird on the planet.
Get your job-quittin’, comedian dreamin’, kumbaya singin’, money givin’,
fast-food eatin’, late-postin’,
Bush-lovin' fat ass together and get in shape!!
There are too many fat
comedians around and the world doesn’t need another one!!"

and just fyi, inagra was 2nd runner up....this one was cold blooded man...but ing funny....good job...

check out em nipples


did his head juss get smaller?

in the end? very tough decision...inagra rightfully deserves 2nd place as well, but , we all know mouse needs the beer more....maybe next time brother inagra...

[bigzak25]

clint, just PM me your mailing adress and i'll send you a check or money order before the end of the month or so...remember, i'm just getting my job here, but i'm good for the cash bro, no worries...

[Wifey]

I was wondering where my jolly man was at...

I only see the man I love...

[herbivore female]

Wifey Drop Me A Pm And Let Me Know What Is Up

[Wifey]

no. she's off her rocker in that post. yeah i quit my in job, why do you guys think i was smoking, drinking and over eating in the 1st place?I had a in DEAD end job and a wife that wouldn't let me sit down for 1 minute after work before she jumped on my ass about the house she wanted and the car she wants and how my job wasn't good enough, etc, etc, etc...

You were smoking prior to me being in San Antonio...you said that you had started smoking before with your friend Mark that went to prison for drug dealing. Same with drinking, prior to me...you were drunk because you went through a deep depression because you didn't have a job. And over eating because your grandma and mom didn't teach you how to eat properly and how not to over indulge. You have been fat since you were small. What does not have to do with me or you job?

Regarding wanting a car and house...who doesn't want to better yourselves. I earned a living...I wanted to buy a car with my own money...never have asked BigZak for a dime. You know that...so, why keep blaming me your own insecurities.

[bigzak25]

wifey, you are RIGHT.

i am sorry. i have let you down for the last time.

you will get no more fingers pointed at you from me.

that is a PROMISE. and one i will die before i break.

now get to job hunting...i'm out of here...i've done enough damage for the day...

[Wifey]

weed did the trick.

yes, it made you impotent...

i was like, what? that, i'm Tokin babe, you can squeal, but your gonna deal, cuz I gots to have my happy smoke...

you only care about you...what makes you happy...about pleasing youself as if you were a king...well...if you give you shall receive...which means that once you show me love... you will get love...but I'm a very loving person...and have loved you very much...your problem is the guilt was eating you up and you did not want to face it, so you smoked...now, its your move...i have forgiven you for your crime and you can take it or leave it...you want a happy life...then its your choice to start making the right choices accourding to God's will...what will it be?

and as for HER taking care of ME?

That's the BIGGEST CROCK OF I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

The rock on her hand is 7 grand bro.

My ring was a gold band. The simplest out there, oh but forgive me God, I think I did get spoiled and request the comfort ing fit option...

I've always have taken care of you...you go through moods like women's fashion...since we got together I've had to put up with you, the good and the bad...but I married you because I loved and still love you...

I bought you your ring for $300 plus but you lost it when you went to the lake with your friends...which you never told me about, going to the lake and the lost of the ring...you bought yourself one to replace it with and you kept it on your keychange because you wanted to hook up with a lady...now, who is taking care of who? I have always been honest, fair and loving to you as a wife should be...I'm not perfect but if you consider taking all your ...man, you have been terribly BLESSED.

as for bills?

, I PAY THE CELLIE, FOR TWO PHONES, have for well over two years...that adds up...minimum 75, and right now, it's gonna be 105.

has she given me a penny for that in 30 months? no.

Cable? How about direct tv. Babe, you want to watch a movie, just order it, i got it. 60 bux a month...every month...in her mom's pad...WHICH SHE WANTED TO MOVE INTO, and I gave in so she could send $400 plus to her discover card while yeah, I"M the one giving her mom cash for rent, and what was my wife responsible for?

What did I ask her to contribute?

Some ing groceries for the house. That's it. I said babydoll, buy some groceries for you and your mom for the month, and pay your bills. I got the rest.

And NOW?

Same in deal.

I got he cellies. I got the rent. I got our share of utilities...

I got my credit cards, I got my school loan...ME.

has she helped me?

Yup, she pitched in 2 bills for september rent and 3 bills for some photos i needed...

so whoopdie in do, i owe her 500 dollars...

she doesn't mention the fact that I put $2100 dollars on my credit card to fix her transmission on her truck so she could have a vehicle out here...

I ususally don't spout my do's, but if i'm going down without spitting the REAL IN TRUTH...

thanks for listening...

Its your obligation to pay bills...what you want to live off of me? You have responsibilities you need to account for...you are upset because you would spend $100 a night at the bar and then didn't have money..or didn't have money to buy weed or go out drinking...that's your problem...get in with reality...I was the responsible one, I paid my hearing aids ($7 grand), shared loan ($11K), two other credit cards ($3k), discover ($6K), food, gifts to the family (including your family and you), and toiletries...I was almost debt free before I got laid off and that would have benefited not only me but you as well...luckily for unemployment I am able to help pay our bills, your credit card and our cell phones if needed...and regardless of our financial difficulty...I still love you and hope one day you understand what I do for you

[Wifey]

If your wife leaves you and you have no choice but to come crawling back to Texas, THEN you will have hit rock bottom.

humm...funny...BigZak is back in texas

[tlongII]

Maybe Zak should go back to Chicago.

I am amazed at what Wifey puts up with.

[Shelly]

Wifey is a Saint! And I mean that sincerely.

[Taco]

[JoeChalupa]

BigZak is in town?

[Kori Ellis]

BigZak is in town?

Yes, he was at the GTG on Saturday.

[tlongII]

Yes, he was at the GTG on Saturday.

Was Wifey there?

[Kori Ellis]

Was Wifey there?

No, she's in California.