I am sad

[MannyIsGod]

The great grandad of Emo, Dashboard Confessional

[Jekka]

[ShoogarBear]

I just slam doors in Jess' face. If she's so damn strong and independent she can CATCH the door as it flys back.

Dr. Philipe is da foggin man!

[Marklar MM]

. I am sad again. Oh well. Well, I am off to watch some show on tv...it will probably be about Napolean, which seems to be the only show I have been watching on tv for the last week.

[jman3000]

A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.

. I am sad again. Oh well. Well, I am off to watch some show on tv...it will probably be about Napolean, which seems to be the only show I have been watching on tv for the last week.

[MannyIsGod]

Marklar, come down to SA and we'll get you a hooker. But you gotta share her with Midge.

[Jekka]

I just slam doors in Jess' face. If she's so damn strong and independent she can CATCH the door as it flys back. Then I don't get sex later, because I was an idiot asshole.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Dude, stop being a candy ass. Bang her sister or one of her best friends. You'll feel much, much better...

[1Parker1]

...and 20 hours later....

[ShoogarBear]

Dude, stop being a candy ass. Bang her sister or one of her best friends. You'll feel much, much better...

That was what I said.

[ShoogarBear]

LMAO how many people come to the collected wisdom of The Club for relationship issues.

About the most we can say is that, to the best of our knowledege, no murders have been committed as a result of our advice.

[Old School Chic]

LMAO how many people come to the collected wisdom of The Club for relationship issues.

About the most we can say is that, to the best of our knowledege, no murders have been committed as a result of our advice.

As the world turns @Spurstalk or Days of our lives @Spurstalk

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

That was what I said.

At 17/18, she should have many decent friends he could tap. And at his age, any type of relationship isn't a wise move.

Guerilla warfare, Marklar; hit and run...

[Marklar MM]

Girls give advice on how to do stuff about it.
Guys give advice on how to bang her sister and best friend.

AMAZING. I think I will listen to the girls. And I am ing emo right now and I hate it.

[ShoogarBear]

This is nothing compared to what we would be saying if we knew that no chicks would be listening in.

[Marklar MM]

But yes, I knew that it would never last. I just wished it had lasted longer. But I guess it is for the best that we broke off any relationship outside friends.

I should sign up for Martha Stewart magazine or something.

[jman3000]

Girls give advice on how to do stuff about it.
Guys give advice on how to bang her sister and best friend.

AMAZING. I think I will listen to the girls. And I am ing emo right now and I hate it.

I gave you advice on how to man up and stop thinking about so much. I reckon mine would do you the most good.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Move on. If she isn't banging someone else, she is definitely planning on it.

[Marklar MM]

This is nothing compared to what we would be saying if we knew that no chicks would be listening in.

I don't think I would want to listen in on that convo. I will stick with the girls. They are cool.

[MannyIsGod]

But yes, I knew that it would never last. I just wished it had lasted longer. But I guess it is for the best that we broke off any relationship outside friends.

I should sign up for Martha Stewart magazine or something.

Hurry Oprah is starting!

[Jekka]

Girls give advice on how to do stuff about it.
Guys give advice on how to bang her sister and best friend.

AMAZING. I think I will listen to the girls. And I am ing emo right now and I hate it.

The girls are trying to save you the inevitable drama that banging her sister would bring. Sure, banging her sister would feel good, until everyone found out about it (because they always do), and then you would never get laid by her or any of her friends ever.

Also, don't be emo - be angry. It's healthier and the music is way better.

[tlongII]

I don't think I would want to listen in on that convo. I will stick with the girls. They are cool.

Dude, you are never going to get laid!

[Marklar MM]

I think I will have to go to the mall tonight.

[Jekka]

I think I will have to go to the mall tonight.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The girls are trying to save you the inevitable drama that banging her sister would bring. Sure, banging her sister would feel good, until everyone found out about it (because they always do), and then you would never get laid by her or any of her friends ever.

Also, don't be emo - be angry. It's healthier and the music is way better.

Well, that depends. She is what 17? In the next year, she'll stop talking to half of her so-called friends anyways.