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Manu Ginobili is currently involved in a civil lawsuit against Grande Communications for misuse of the name of his right testicle.
When George W. Bush said that "God wants me to be to President" Manu did a spit take and yelled, "The I do."
Still, Manu let him win. He figured that going down as THE WORST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME would be a better punishment for his insolence than simply losing the election and being forgotten.
Manu Ginobili is currently involved in a civil lawsuit against Grande Communications for misuse of the name of his right testicle.
The original Manu logo wouldn't stay upright---it kept falling.
He was...until he met Manu.
That's hilarious.
Manu's logo didn't keep falling down...the earth kept falling up.
Props to you all.
Manu Ginoblili Doesn't Wear A Condom, Because There Is No Such Thing As Protection From Manu Ginobili.
Manu Ginobili's Watch Doesn't Have Any Numbers On It. It Simply Says, "time To Kick Some Ass!"
Ginobili Was The One Who Let The Dogs Out
ok, i thought long and hard about this one. so here it goes.
Manu Stops. Collaborates. And Listens.
eh. it made me laugh. plus i woke up to type the damn thing.
Manu was origionally scripted into the "Game of Death" with Bruce Lee at the final fifth level.... but having Bruce Lee beat him would have been too unbelievable.... so they got Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
rumor says Manu got pissed and was the real reason Bruce Lee died.
I Love Bruce Lee BTW....
Wind is caused because air is afraid of Manu.
When the guys in Rush were trying to come up with a name for the band Manu said, "hurry".
Yoko didn't beak up the Beatles, they heard a rumor Manu might release an album.
The Zeppelin in Led Zeppelin isn't really made of Lead, it's just that Manu is in the Zeppelin and feeling heavy, or should I say, the heavy in the Zeppelin is feeling Manu
John Wayne played cowboys, Babe Ruth played baseball, and Walter Payton played football, because Manu didn't.
Jordan played basketball because Manu said too.
Q: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
A: Manu, and then he told the chicken and the egg when it was ok for them to .
Superman can fly because there may come a day when Manu gets mad at him.
And....
The big bang never happened, the only reason the Universe is expanding is because the Universe knows what's good for it and is trying to stay the out of Manu's way.
Jet engines, Helicopters and any other type of flight is just a government coverup.... Manu makes everything fly by his sheer willpower.
The Star Wars movies where based on a true story.... Manu's life..... except he killed Darth Vader, bested Yoda, killed Jar Jar and made Obiwan his padawan all in one movie preview.
New coke wasnt a conspiracy... Manu got pissed and kicked their asses, forcing them to make classic coke again.
The only reason the mathmatical constant of Pi exists is because Manu kicked the numbers ass so hard he forced it into infinity.
Many people often wonder why the bubbles in Guinnes beer travel down instead of up like all other beers..... Its because Manu kicked the out of Guinnes because it's a beer that taste like coffee..... thats not beer according to Manu.
Mario would have never made it across the first jump in "Super Mario" if he wasnt trained by Manu.
The game Doom was a True story..... Manu was the one that went to the moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, to stop the demons all by himself.... none of them survived his wrath.
The newest Duke Nukem game has been in developement so long because 3DRealms is still trying to get Manu to play the part.... Manu refuses because Duke Nukem is too much of a wussy character.
Benjamin Franklin didnt learn about electricity by tying a key to a kite and flying it in a storm.... he just handed a key to Manu and electricity was created.
Gravity never existed, the apple only fell from the tree because Manu wanted it to.
Woman was only created because Manu was tired of owning men at the time... Manu was the one that tore the rib out of Adams chest.
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