1) God is a created being of flesh and bone;
2) Jesus is his actual physical son that was conceived when he, God, slept with Mary;
3) God the Father, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are three separate people who take turns holding the office of the Godhead;
4) God was a faithful Mormon man on some other planet, and received as reward dominion as god over this planet, Earth;
5) Faithful Mormons become gods over their own planets when they die;
6) Mormons are supposed to populate their planets with spirit children;
7) God is married to his goddess wife;
8) We are spirit children of God the Father conceived through his wife;
9) There are three levels of heaven;
10) Jesus and Satan are brothers;
11) God decided men needed salvation, so Jesus and Satan developed competing salvation plans, and God picked Jesus';