From "Night of the Living Dead"......
Reporter: "Sheriff, is it true that these people are actually dead?"
Sheriff: "Yeah, they're dead; they're............all messed up."
Randall: "Seventeen year olds these days are crazy. They even like it when you go ass-to-mouth."
Randall: "There is only return okay? And it ain't of the king, it's of the Jedi."
Jay: "Sometimes I wish I did a little more of my life instead of hang out in front of places. Maybe be an astronaut. Be the first to find a new alien life form...and nail it."
Clerks 2 is loaded with them. So is Clerks 1, but I'd have to watch it again.
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill
Man goes into cage.
Cage goes into salsa.
Sharks in the salsa.
Our shark.
-Randal, Clerks.
My play! You mean, Springtime for...you-know-who?
-Franz Liebkind, The Producers
Springtime For Hitler- A gay romp with Eva and Adolf at Berchtesgaden. ...Oh, my God!
-Leo Bloom, The Producers.
Creedy: Why should I trust you?
V: Because it's the only way you're ever going to stop me!
-V For Vendetta
You shut up, Jackie Boy. You're dead.
-Dwight McCarthy, Sin City.
Sure, he's dead. Sure, he's an asshole. But that doesn't stop him from being absolutely right.
-Dwight McCarthy, Sin City.
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There should be an entire thread just for FMJ.
"All right ...Ann-Margret and entourage are due here next week. I want someone to be there on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days. Uh, Rafterman, you take it."
"Aye-aye, sir."
"Get me some good low-angle stuff. Don't make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew."
"Yes, sir."
"We find the defendant . . . incredibly guilty!"
"What were they, psychos or something?"
"Did they look like psychos? Huh? Is that what they looked like? They were VAMPIRES. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them; I don't give a how crazy they are!"
From Dusk 'Til Dawn
Lol, good one.
Jimmy Conway: You stupid bas , I can't in' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the in' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no in' line. You're gonna do it.
Tommy DeVito: Who the cares? I'll dig the in' hole. I don't give a . What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll in' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
Ginger: COME OUT AND TALK TO ME, ER.
Ace Rothstein: Would you stop, you're drunk and stoned.
Ginger: I AM NOT.
Ace Rothstein: You're going to be sorry.
Ginger: Don't you threaten me. DON'T YOU THREATEN ME. I am ing Nicky Santoro. HE'S MY NEW SPONSOR. How about that. I will go to police and to the FBI. I'M NOT PROTECTING YOU ANYMORE, YOU .
"It was discovered last night in Van Nuys, uh lodged against an abutment."
"Oh man, lodged where!"
Who said that? Who the said that? Who's the slimy little communist , twinkle-toed sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ing godmother said it. Out- ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
This is classic:
From, Analyze This...
Paul Vitti: "People get depressed, they jump. It's a human tragedy."
Ben Soble: "Oh so now you're telling me it was a suicide?"
Paul Vitti: "Yeah I think he left a not. Hey Jelly, did they ever find that note?"
Jelly: "No, but they will. *Pulls out pen*"
Ben Soble: "Let me guess what it says. Life is bull , I can't ing taking anymore. Signed, the dead guy!"
Jelly: "Hey, that's good."
RON: So which cologne are you gonna go with? London Gentleman? No, no wait! Blackbeard's Delight!
BRIAN: No. She gets the special one. It's called Sex Panther. It's illegal in 9 countries.
(Brian puts some on)
RON: It's quite pungeont. It stings the nostrils.
BRIAN: Yup. It's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good.
(He puts even more on.)
RON: Brian I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.
Ron Burgundy and Brian Fantana in Anchorman
Vincent: "would you ever give a man a foot massage?"
Jules: " you."
Helen: "Have you ever killed anyone, Harry?"
Harry: "yeah but they were all bad."
True Lies
Cool Hand Luke- "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
"Hi, Curly. Killed anyone today?"
"Day ain't over yet."
American Beauty:
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
[last lines]
Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gra ude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
"prior to their seminal 1984 masterwork "Sports," i just never really 'got' Huey Lewis and the news." -Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
"let ME tell you what the problem is....its the corporations, see. they sit there in their corporation rooms...being all....corporationy." Tim Robbins, Team America World Police
Tim Robbins: Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.
trivia: what is the most quotable movie ever/movie with best quotable dialogue?
there is a correct answer. this is not a matter of personal opinion
believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken. Her jaw was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison - suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bas s, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Corleone.
Times have changed. It's not like the Old Days, when we can do anything we want. A refusal is not the act of a friend. If Don Corleone had all the judges, and the politicians in New York, then he must share them, or let us others use them. He must let us draw the water from the well. Certainly he can present a bill for such services; after all... we are not Communists
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