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Because my wife at one time had his package in her hands!
she works for UPS!
Diversity Day?
Because my wife at one time had his package in her hands!
she works for UPS!
That joke got me past round I LCS how ed up was Houston?
Just think what others in here twice as funny as me can do! I bet the LCS is really in the club today.............they just won't admit it.........
As far as Race? It think it really does matter to some. Like me and Segu we are both 5 foot nothing , so we don't want to endanger ourselves any further.
(why should we?)
So we need white women for sake of us staying alive. Ask yourselves how long would my 5 foot 4 ass last if I came home and had to tell my wife I loss the Rent check betting on the Mavericks to beat the Spurs and she is Black?..(a little on the beefy side) and also sexually upset she married a short semi white man, and his cracker ass also lost her paycheck?.... ... Nig-gra please! ....... I want to live! It's all white meat for me dawg!
But I do sometimes think of Oprah during sex (not sure why) so I guess I would have to say heavy set black women and gils from the Philippines since I did one time wax may carrot after I met Jekka in person last summer A summer I will never forget the summer to remember, a time when gas was only 1.99 a gallon. ok not that long but I have to add her in the mix also.
Then I met rashoFan! A beautiful green eyed redhead lips my catfish father would love. she had firm handshake that made my left nut move and that hasn't happened since 1994 and I thanked her for that.
so lets do the math.
Dream of Black
masturbated to a Filipino
and had many NAVY War time Crimson Tide like movie fantasies with RashoFan as I played the little black and white dog that was on the Captain's lap many times. In a Submarine,......... Alone............for weeks.........in the dark........with a jar of peanut butter? must I have to paint a picture? I will not scare your minds with such a visual so you can sleep later.
I for one have not slept good night since I heard a midget was on Chris Duel's show and he did not let me go on a date with her. ok mix in some midget on my list of turn ons also.
You keep up with this your the vato who asked the question......
BTW what race is your Mama before I complete my "sexually attracted to" list?
Last edited by mouse; 03-31-2008 at 03:26 AM.
ROFL.
ROFL like in Return Our ing Leftovers you and bigZax stole from the last gtg that ROFL? Make sure you use the : or the rofl will never show up.
holy this is so cool I can ROFL someone w/o the gay icon!
TimVp rules. call me I am off Monday 561-9941
make sure you get a gas/oil mix weed eater with the head on it that allows quick line replacement. Go to a pawnshop that way it's already set up and you only need 50.00 dollars for cool brand like STIHL weed eater
Notice the head on it as it allows you to just cram another precut 7 inch line for fast movement and you can also trim hedges if you buy the right line! (is this porn forum material?) Face it! your money will come back after you let me use on your equipment on you Neighbor's lawn as he gives you at least a 150.00 dollar check each month for me going over there to get back all your weed eater cash you spent!
I wish your mower had at least one spinning wheel your lawn is on a slope! I am only 5 foot 5 pushing your mower is like Ann Culture and Tpark on a Bob sled team from Jamaica.
Did you ever get back to me on who has to pay for the water heater since I have to wait before I call my people?
Last edited by mouse; 03-31-2008 at 03:48 AM.
New Guinea pygymy aboriginals.
Pfffft.
The Irish are one of the most biggoted peoples in Europe.
They absolutely hate the English.
Sicilian's hate mainland Italians.
I think Midge is right.
Roundish eyed asians???? HAHAHAHA. You're hilarious.
that bull .
I've been working non-stop since I was a child.
That's just the white man trying to put all of us down.
Ruby Red Grapefruits.
Sounds like you're trying to hit on Johnny Blaze.
However, I think the only race I hate is the Puerto Rican race.
I ing hate those ers.
For some reason, I've had a thing for Indian women recently. The girl from "Bend it Like Beckham" is absolutely gorgeous.
Sorry for interrupting this thread with a serious post.
Some Indian chicks are hot.
it, I'll bang a chick from every race . . . except the Puerto Ricans.
One of the hottest chicks I've EVER seen/met - whether it be in real life or in a magazine - is puerto rican. She's a close friend of mine and she is just gorgeous. She's serving in iraq as we speak.
lol @ Puerto Ricans being a race
Besides those chicks are hot!
I can understand why you don't like them though. I lived there when I was younger and I've had Puerto Rican friends as well but sometime they come off as elitist pricks. Saying that though some of the best people I know are Puerto Ricans.
Lies.
Puerto Ricans suck.
They can't even speak an understandable form of Spanish.
amen. ditto for cubans
I'll love them all.
When I'm stroking the fire, I ain't looking at the mantle.
Probably the women's 1500 m.
Costa Rica ala verga mariposa!
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