That's fiction? Holy , if that's true, I must be living in some sort of Truman showesque type of a world in which the joke is entirely on me and everyone around me knows the truth except for me.
Who would of thought that in this fictional world that I guess I'm living in, they'd still hire people to play complete ing idiots like yourself?
Dude, working for an employer is still better then being unemployed and living of the governments ...............oh wait, you're a democrat, that's what you do.