Oh !!! (4)

[CuckingFunt]

I bought a truck and it has a lift and tow package $1000 rims (that's for all four 250 apiece) And I started working out. I've lost 4 ing pounds in a month. It sucks ass. See cause I had a list
a)get job
b)get car
c)get fit
d)get hot looking girl
e)get laid

Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be subs uted for alright face and big ole boobies

Oh, see, you're trying too hard. Pretend like you don't care about getting laid, and you will.

[midgetonadonkey]

why i do believe that is an offer

[katyon6th]

I'm a glass box of emotion.

I'm bustible.

Oh dear.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm a glass box of emotion.

I'm bustible.

Oh dear.

Kinky

[oh crap]

speaking of kinky... is he getting any votes from you guys?

[katyon6th]

Kinky

Now you're flirting with me.

What color is your truck?

[oh crap]

seems lika a cool guy. if bush was govenor, he can't be a downgrade.

[Trainwreck2100]

Now you're flirting with me.

What color is your truck?

Red, and I'm not flirting with you, it's practice

[katyon6th]

Have I told you how amazing I think you are?

No, you haven't. But I'm listening.

You know I think you're stellar, right? Okay.

[jman3000]

......

[CuckingFunt]

I had some random guy come up to me today and ask if he could lick my knees.

Should I have considered it flattery?

[jman3000]

Now by hot looking girl I mean not fat and good face. But that can be subs uted for alright face and big ole boobies

what a great quote.

[jman3000]

I had some random guy come up to me today and ask if he could lick my knees.

Should I have considered it flattery?

You sure it wasn't some re who saw that you spilt some ranch dressing down there?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You sure it wasn't some re who saw that you spilt some ranch dressing down there?

That wasn't ranch dressing.

[CuckingFunt]

You sure it wasn't some re who saw that you spilt some ranch dressing down there?

Pretty sure, as I had no ranch dressing today.

Besides, I'm a relatively flexible girl, but I have no ing clue what kind of position I'd have to have been eating in to facilitate a drop of ranch dressing landing on my knee.

[CuckingFunt]

That wasn't ranch dressing.

That didn't get on my knee, either.

[midgetonadonkey]

[attention whore]

I was here. I hope it is noted! thanks for paying attention!

[katyon6th]

Oh my goodness, look at those puppy dog eyes!

[oh crap]

i'm ing tired

[CuckingFunt]

i'm ing tired

Sadly, I'm ing nothing at the moment.

[jman3000]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
jman3000, Silver21_Black20

[CuckingFunt]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
jman3000, Silver21_Black20

Man- .

[jman3000]

Man- .

I've accepted it ... it's who I am.

However, I'm Trainwreckesque in regards to my drought.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Blah...


sigh,


Blah.