That was freakin funny!
Man I need to save that article for a rainy day.
That was freakin funny!
somebody is making me something, but the interest isnt really being reciprocated. i feel kinda twisted receiving something and not giving back... but i just dnot wanna.
she should have a clue.
cucking funt and i are on the same wavelength.
she is officially my anti-valentines day valentine.
Is there any baking involved?
the girl i spent last valentines day with just texted me wishing me a happy valentines day, but i dont know if it's to me or just one of those mass texts.
her and her huge boobs can go to .
no. no baking. just not doing anything and laughing at all the s who celebrate valentines day.
but ... ya know... cookies and assorted pastries never hurt anyone.
Well, me = stupid. Forgetting the big romantical day was coming up, I officially ended my relationship of 2 1/2 years on Friday.
I should have waiting long enough for the presents to be en route.
it should be renamed Happy Hallmark Day.
Then I'm in.
I've seen plenty of people who would disprove this theory.
yeah.
those fatties can die.
i should go to my bed and just jack it all day in defiance of a day that is intended to make others feel loved. valentines day will officially be a day where i make myself feel loved.... at the hands of myself.
This is a good plan.
The world should prepare for an increase in puppy population as soon as I get home from school.
all i got outta that was that youre gonna give birth to puppies.
is there a metaphor or slang im missing here?
I don't think so; it'll only put more pressure on men to go out and buy cards. And I don't think they like to do that. Oh I forgot, Viva= sensitive pony-tail man in cognito![]()
I thought Masturbating killed kittens? If so I plan to murder at least 5 kittens today!
men are already pressured to do that. it's totally lopsided. it's a racket. and i'm not the sensitive pony-tail type. the pony-tail types remind me of, when they're in their 20's, as dungeon and dragon enthusiasts. a picture of a man going bald, wearing glasses, wears shorts with black socks, and fat comes to mind as the pony tail type when they're in their 30's or above.
time to practice what i preach.
and no atrain... you cant wach on live.
before i go id just like to say:
you all, and i hope, you all end your respective relationships in the most horrid, heart breaking fashion.
<3
But that's all wrong. I picture a sensitive pony-tail man like Bono or Daniel Day Lewis or to some extent (for hotness only) Johnny Depp!
Joke's on you, er... I'm not currently in a relationship!
HA!
Your hopes mean nothing to me! BWAHAHAHAHA!
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