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    I would have just picked it up and thrown it into the snow. why couldn't she do that ? women are so dumb
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    When was the last time she put oil in it?

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Well, if MIdge can't lead la revolucion, and we can't have a y in charge, I nominate myself for the position. I have eaten much ashes and humidity in my life, and so have the intestinal cons ution to lead the fight against the honkeys.
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    Plus the fact that I look like one of them will confuse them... they will never suspect la huerita is secretly plotting to make them indentured servants.
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    no wonder ! someone threw a red wig in the engine
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    Plus the fact that I look like one of them will confuse them... they will never suspect la huerita is secretly plotting to make them indentured servants.
    Who would suspect the Lachino?
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    chamoy will remove the stains off a hooker's dress but it tastes damn good
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Who would suspect the Lachino?
    But you're a y. That would be like the President of Ireland being a Russian. It just doesn't work. Besides, we can't have the leader of the revolution going kamikaze on us or committing hari kari if things start to get tough.
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    Chamoy. Is there anything it won't do?

    Oh, and Mel...I don't want to lead La Revolucion...I'm a good second-in-command, though.
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    On KSAT right now:

    "It was peanut butter last week, this week it's something else you may have in your kitchen. A chicken strip product recalled...we'll tell you about it when we come back."
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    But you're a y. That would be like the President of Ireland being a Russian. It just doesn't work. Besides, we can't have the leader of the revolution going kamikaze on us or committing hari kari if things start to get tough.
    On the other hand, he could get it done in an efficient manner.
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    hey melmart do you remember that one kid back in middle school who gave some kids meat tenderizer mixed with cleaning stuff and said it was lucas
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    On the other hand, he could get it done in an efficient manner.
    Yeah, and it would be the first time in the history of man that Mexicans knew how to do math...
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    hey melmart do you remember that one kid back in middle school who gave some kids meat tenderizer mixed with cleaning stuff and said it was lucas
    Yeah, wasn't it some fat ? They banned all the lucas, chamoy etc after that from school, even at the bake sales. The bake sales sucked after that, nobody bought .
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    Yeah, wasn't it some fat ? They banned all the lucas, chamoy etc after that from school, even at the bake sales. The bake sales sucked after that, nobody bought .

    bake sales ! I used to load up on the pickles and chinese candy.
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    Holy crap! I almost bought those chicken strips last night.

    I ended up buying the smaller chicken chunks and just finished eating a chicken salad.
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    bake sales ! I used to load up on the pickles and chinese candy.
    I used to get lemons with a chinese candy in it. That rocked! They had salimon, too. One time I bet this chick Erica a dollar that she wouldn't eat a whole package of salimon at once. She did and it made her so sick she threw up during gym class. I didn't give her the dollar on the technicality that since it came back up, she hadn't actually eaten it.
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    I used to get lemons with a chinese candy in it. That rocked! They had salimon, too. One time I bet this chick Erica a dollar that she wouldn't eat a whole package of salimon at once. She did and it made her so sick she threw up during gym class. I didn't give her the dollar on the technicality that since it came back up, she hadn't actually eaten it.
    Smooth move, Mel.

    For that, the leader of La Revolucion is now a bi-sexual white-xican with some legal understanding.
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    Smooth move, Mel.

    For that, the leader of La Revolucion is now a bi-sexual white-xican with some legal understanding.
    And apparently, a compulsive gambler.
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    What the ? I'm ousted as leader of the revolucion because of my hometown's lack of mexican candy? My hatred for gringos is the greatest of all.
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    Yeah, not bad for an 8th grader! Damnit, now I want some chinese candy!
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    What the ? I'm ousted as leader of the revolucion because of my hometown's lack of mexican candy? My hatred for gringos is the greatest of all.
    A true Mexican child would have gone to Mexico and brought back enough Lucas and other Mexican candies to then sell in school and finance La Revolucionito.
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    I bet Midge calls cilantro "coriander." Damn poseur.
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    My parents never took my to Mexico because I was so dark they were afraid I wouldn't be allowed back.
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