Holy crap I'm bored
Holy crap I'm bored
I gotta go pee.
Im pissed.
Although thoughts of Funt in the shower are helping to better my mood.![]()
Why are you pissed?
Because people are ing dumbasses.
Tommy Lee said it right in MIB, "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals"
I firmly believe that no matter how they may excel at their chosen profession, when most people become consumers, their IQ drops at least 30 points.
This chick that sits next to me just tore her pants and went home real quick to do some "seaming" well ............I heard "went home to do some seamen or semen" either it sounded funny
I think my old Scottish boss just queefed.
Yes.
Yes they are.
Spontaneous queefing sounds like a most unpleasant problem.
Did it have an accent or just sound like bagpipes?I think my old Scottish boss just queefed.![]()
do you have your ear up to her crotch ? haha with a stethoscope. "sounds good now lets hear your lungs"
The mental picture I've got right now is just... wrong.
Horribly, horribly wrong.
Sorry about that love. I know its early too.The mental picture I've got right now is just... wrong.
Horribly, horribly wrong.
Definitely time for the shower now. Hopefully I can scrub that image out of my brain.
It smells like mutton and rotten potatos in here now.
Sounds good, I will bring the body wash.Definitely time for the shower now. Hopefully I can scrub that image out of my brain.![]()
goats poop funny
I hate mornings so ing much. I need to develop genie powers so that I can just blink myself dressed and ready.
If I had genie powers I'd waste them on something much better
My little sister is such a master. If she doesn't feel like going to school she doesn't go. Man, if I pulled that as a junior in high school I would have gotten my ass kicked. No, she's asleep right now. She won't wake up until 1 when she needs to get ready to go to work.
she sounds pregnant
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