This is fast reminding me of the Dave Attell bit about "The Un ables," but with you, me and Funt.
Except, we're, well, you know, able.
then join me. join me in my crusade for depravity.
i dont know what God gives the world when a dude spanks it... probably a dollar on the national debt... .but whatever it is... i plan on increasing it.
This is fast reminding me of the Dave Attell bit about "The Un ables," but with you, me and Funt.
Except, we're, well, you know, able.
speak for yourself.
What have I missed around here?
I don't have time to read the previous pages.
Peewee you might need to get a full-time babysitter or something, we need the crazy bas PW of old dude!!
Melmart has been missing since her troll arrived.
The Funt has been busy with school. The Funt also thinks its gross to get head from a girl right after she ate Cheetos.
Jmann has been pretending not to be a man , then pretending to be one the next day. Then declaring Feb 14 as a masturbation day. He also got his ass kicked on xbox by yours truly and is offering to have a video chat with me to show his twig and berries.
Martini has been drunk.
Viva offered to clean out Maalox's box and she accepted.
TO21 and myself are competing on who is the biggest man . He is my wingman and will bang the fat chick so I can live the dream.
Florige got busted rubbing one out in the cruiser.
Shagiagay is back even though no one knew it was gone.
Midge had a fight with Maalox and Martini and hasn't been the same since. He did however get picked to purchase Astros vs Redsox, or Yankees.( Which I didn't).
Oh yeah and if guys masturbate they kill kittens, however if girls do it a puppy is born. Me being a dog lover and cat hater I have to agree with Jmann and everyone should masturbate as much as possible today and everyday for that fact.
OH yeah and most importantly we have only had one post by ashbeeigh and manny.
Have I missed anything?
Last edited by ATRAIN; 02-14-2008 at 12:53 PM.
Sounds pretty accurate to me!
OH yeah I did miss something. Steely Dan Blows Donkey Balls. That is all.
Dude, my workload has doubled and my baby's keeping me busy.
Plus, there's a lot of high school bull going on here when I do get a chance to read up.
We need to perv this up.
Wrong. You forgot "hairy".
Mel's troll was funny, for a bit.
Cheetos head sounds good.
Jman will never be a man .
A gay maybe, but not a man .
Viva's gonna get one of my herps if he cleans out mamonalox.
But, apparently, I haven't missed much.
Steely Dan kicks ass you .
Like your armpits and asshole.
you promised you'd never tell!!!
Pee wee did you hit it and quit it? You should have shaved it too!
Ouch!!
dammit! everything has been disabled! what the ?!
I guess Kori and LJ don't want the server the crash while they are in Vegas.
Heck I was just getting used to my new sig.
Me too.
what was it?
or someone is getting banged up against the server
He had a real hot looking girl there, but I don't remember her name. She was in a bikini, of course.
Maybe LJ jammed his pinga in the server.
that would be taking cyber sex too far ......maybe
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