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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Was that dinner last night?
    No way dude. I just know that for some reason all the Catolicos are supposed to eat fish today.
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    If I have to go another day, watching Nick Jr. I'm going to blow my brains out!!!
    What is it that you watch? My baby loves the Fresh Beat Band. The thing is the play the same one on On Demand. I thought they were supposed to update On Demand regularly.
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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    If I have to go another day, watching Nick Jr....... I'm going to blow my brains out!!!
    Do what I did - get rid of cable. We miss watching Chowder, but overall it's been a positive thing for everybody.
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    I hate taking my g-son to the liquor store!!!
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    Do what I did - get rid of cable. We miss watching Chowder, but overall it's been a positive thing for everybody.
    R U nuts? It's the only way I get free time!

    I've been to 3 different parks in three days, he loves egg drop soup from China Harbour, he ran out of the dressing room when I was half nekkid at BCF, he insists on calling chips "biches", his favorite word is "NO"............at least he hasn't projectile vomited lately!!!

    I'm too old for this crap, I want my lazy-ass life back!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I hate taking my g-son to the liquor store!!!
    Eh, just leave him in the car
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Eh, just leave him in the car
    Yeah I've tried that, but my friendly local police officer, told me it was against the law, and I would be arrested on the spot, and "Booger Boy" would have to go to CPS.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yeah I've tried that, but my friendly local police officer, told me it was against the law, and I would be arrested on the spot, and "Booger Boy" would have to go to CPS.
    Dammit Marini, I was just kidding!!

    Now you're gonna have Mouse rethinking giving up custody of Sophie to you
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    My daughter talks in her sleep. Last night she must have been hungry because she was saying "Fwy! Fwy!"
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    I hate taking my g-son to the liquor store!!!
    kinda reminds me of Raising Arizona

    Turn to the right!!!!
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    Dammit Marini, I was just kidding!!

    Now you're gonna have Mouse rethinking giving up custody of Sophie to you

    Ha ha, now I'm going to HEB to get leashes & collars for them both, and tie them to a tree.
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    Ha ha, now I'm going to HEB to get leashes & collars for them both, and tie them to a tree.
    NNNNOOOOO because she will bark and cry a lot. You have to let her sleep in your bed and watch Seinfeld!!!
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    NNNNOOOOO because she will bark and cry a lot. You have to let her sleep in your bed and watch Seinfeld!!!
    .............and clip her freakin' toenails!!!

    Do you know that mouse couldn't understand what a ferrel cat was???

    I wonder if I'll get banned from ST if Sophie dies at my house???
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    .............and clip her freakin' toenails!!!

    Do you know that mouse couldn't understand what a ferrel cat was???

    I wonder if I'll get banned from ST if Sophie dies at my house???
    Is there a clause in the custody papers that say you have to give her back if he finds his own place?
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    I wonder if I'll get banned from ST if Sophie dies at my house???
    well it already looked like one foot was in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
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    Is there a clause in the custody papers that say you have to give her back if he finds his own place?
    No, that's a good idea, about the custody papers. I'll have my attorney contact his attorney!

    Oh........and he's giving me one of his trolls! You will know immediately which one it is, the first time I use it!!!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    No, that's a good idea, about the custody papers. I'll have my attorney contact his attorney!

    Oh........and he's giving me one of his trolls! You will know immediately which one it is, the first time I use it!!!
    It'll be less obvious if you don't use the smileys LOL
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    I've had the theme from "The A-Team" stuck in my head for three solid days and nights. The first two hours it was fine, but now it borders on insanity.
    Son. Of. A. .
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    Sons Of Liberty - Indentured Servitude

    And as the weaving spiders
    Spin their web of debt
    Across the globe
    The victims of deception will be met
    Awaken now and reclaim whats yours
    Your freedom is at stake
    Its time to bite the hand that feeds
    Before they seal our fate

    Chorus

    I see a time when the sovereign states will die
    And what that means to me and you
    From the guise of a massive global lie
    We are the pawns of indentured servitude

    Awaken from the slumber
    The matrix you call life
    The system is a travesty
    The world order lies
    The only hope lies in our consensus
    Not of left or right
    Sever the ties of blind loyalty
    And see whats in plain sight

    Chorus

    I see a time when the sovereign states will die
    And what that means to me and you
    From the guise of a massive global lie
    We are the pawns of indentured servitude
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    Freedom isn't free


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    I just solved a riddle.

    I have two coins that total 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?



    A 29 CENT COIN AND A PENNY!!!!!

    YAY MATH!
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    I just solved a riddle.

    I have two coins that total 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?



    A 29 CENT COIN AND A PENNY!!!!!

    YAY MATH!
    Wrong.
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    I know one is a nickel and one is a quarter. Way to curb stomp the mood.
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    My sister is making me some Capirotada tomorrow.
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    Peewee lite
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