Free Quattro Razor (2)

[midgetonadonkey]

Main Street Pizza is good.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why choose? She thinks of Horry's boyfriend.

lol So she thinks of trannys.

[ShoogarBear]

One time I found myself jacking off to a picture of the fat chick from Ugly Betty.

It is disturbing that you even know what that show is.

[midgetonadonkey]

I dig fat chicks and chicks with braces. I bet Ugly Betty is a good lay.

[CuckingFunt]

It is disturbing that you even know what that show is.

I beg to differ -- Salma Hayek has appeared on that show.

[ShoogarBear]

Is Ugly Betty really ugly? Isn't that the show where Salma Hayek did a bravatar?

[ShoogarBear]

I beg to differ -- Salma Hayek has appeared on that show.

The vidcaps I've seen. No need to watch the show.

[Melmart1]

Depends on my mood...

[midgetonadonkey]

Ugly Betty is really ugly and chubby. Damn she gets me so hot. I bet she leave toilet paper in her ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Depends on my mood...

Would you find a chick with a hot? I mean you got the best of both worlds. You can suck on s and them move your way down to .

[ShoogarBear]

Where is The New Midge when you need him?

[CuckingFunt]

Would you find a chick with a hot? I mean you got the best of both worlds. You can suck on s and them move your way down to .

Are you talking strap-on, or transsexual?

[CuckingFunt]

Where is The New Midge when you need him?

No one has ever needed The New Midge.

Ever.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you talking strap-on, or transsexual?

Transsexual.

[CuckingFunt]

Transsexual.

Well, I don't know about Mel, but my answer to that one would be a resounding no.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where is The New Midge when you need him?

I kicked his ass and put him in the trunk of my car.

[Melmart1]

I don't think so. I am not quite that open-minded.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, I don't know about Mel, but my answer to that one would be a resounding no.

Why not? It's like loving both cheesecake and strawberries. If you put them both together it's even better.

[Melmart1]

I kicked his ass and put him in the trunk of my car.

don't you have a truck?

[midgetonadonkey]

don't you have a truck?

Um...yeah.

I meant the toolbox on my truck, not the trunk.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't think so. I am not quite that open-minded.

It's not your mind that would need to be opened.

[ShoogarBear]

I can't believe I said that. I apologize.

[ShoogarBear]

I can't believe I said that. I apologize.

[Melmart1]

OK, I have a deadline I am avoiding... you boys and girls play nice...

[ShoogarBear]

This gag stolen from midge.