Free Quattro Razor (10)

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe I can get a mail order bride from Japan.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm bored of my porn, but I don't want to get rid of it. And, there isn't any space left on my hard drive to download some new stuff.

I'm bored with my porn, but it's all in DVD form and I'm too embarrassed to throw it away.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if my Japanese sex slave can roll some sushi with her pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really need an Asian sex slave.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Johnny Blaze has a hot sister.

[peewee's lovechild]

I constantly ask myself, "If I were Donnie Osmond, would I Marie?"

It all depends if her s are as good as I think they are.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, that better not sing before, during, or after we have sex.

[peewee's lovechild]

It suddenly occurred to me that Heather Mills is a .

[CuckingFunt]

It suddenly occurred to me that Heather Mills is a .

An amputee .

[peewee's lovechild]

If I were Paul McCartney, I would have put a sharpie to her prosthetic leg and sritten the word " " all over that piece of leg.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would've taken my Bass to her other leg and shattered her knee cap.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Paul McCartney is a bit of a , too. But a far more successful one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Or . . . or, I would've made her chase me all over the neighborhood as I waved her leg in front of her face yelling, "Take it from me !"

[ShoogarBear]

2 things happened tonight when I went to Chili's.

1. The waitress called me "Sir".
ing .
2. There was a couple sitting across from my table. They were wearing fatigues.
When it came time to pay the bill, the waitress said, "Don't worry about it.
Another table has requested to pay our bill."


I think I want to join the Army now.

First you have to learn they haven't been called fatigues in 20 years.

And probably not a place to go if you don't like being called sir.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Paul McCartney is a bit of a , too. But a far more successful one.

A s for money.

That one legged married this er, ed his wrinkled ass, and is now asking for the caish.

She's a ing .

[peewee's lovechild]

First you have to learn they haven't been called fatigues in 20 years.

And probably not a place to go if you don't like being called sir.

Sorry . . . Army pants.

I don't like to be called sir. It makes me feel like somebody's grandfather.

I'm ing 31, not 51.

[peewee's lovechild]

Will it hurt if I squeeze a lemon into a chick's snatch?

[CuckingFunt]

I got called ma'am the first time when I was 23. By someone who was probably the same age as me.

I wanted to slap the ho.

[peewee's lovechild]

Has anybody in here used a lambskin condom?

[CuckingFunt]

Will it hurt if I squeeze a lemon into a chick's snatch?

Hurt her, or hurt you?

[CuckingFunt]

Has anybody in here used a lambskin condom?

**insert obligatory TlongII joke here**

[peewee's lovechild]

Hurt her, or hurt you?

It ain't gonna hurt me.

I'll be doing the squeezing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I'd rather use a Zebra skin condom.

Just for the pattern.

[CuckingFunt]

It ain't gonna hurt me.

I'll be doing the squeezing.

Sting my snatch with some lemon juice, and I guarantee you'll get hurt.

[peewee's lovechild]

Leopard skin would be a bit much.