I just gave my dad a rimjob.
-Horry
That's the gayest smiley you have ever used.![]()
I just gave my dad a rimjob.
-Horry
I'll be a 10 minute brotha for a two dolla hoe.
Who would win in a fight, Fozzie Bear or Yogi Bear?
they can duke it out and Smokey the Bear will come in WWE style and kick both their asses!
Im ing starving
we need a BBQ GTG
and make Sandra make all the ing food
Smokey the Bear would kick their asses and then rape them. He's ing hardcore like that.
Trainwreck could bring his cat and we can grill it up.
he would make them wear his hat while he is doing it too!
who the invited you sMelly
Melmart and Keda should have their own variety show.
I just slurped out of my dead grandfather's asshole.
-Horry
goddamn dude
that one right there was just ed up
You ers would starve then.
you, Keda. I bet I don't smell nearly as bad as your gf's cochina feet.
well alot of ing good you are Sandra
and I know sMelly cant cook , she uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
what about Katy?
I am an excellent cook, asshole. I could grill your ass then then the steak, shrimp and sausage.
well then ing show me how good a cook you are
its like pulling teeth with you isnt it?
I could use a late night snack
Why don't you ing ask nicely, ?
too bad Bulverde dosent have anything open
Bulverde's night life just isnt what it used to be
because you allways treat me like you have a broomstick up the cooter!
but I like the kinky stuff, so I apologize for cussing at you.
I never really cuss in real life though.
!
Can you cook?
Sandra, are you an insominac?
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