Instead I am just a Mexican with a tiny pinga.
I wish I was Irish. Then I would pick a fight with someone and call myself a Fighting Irish. That would be hot.
peewee's weewee is on fiya!
Speaking of fire, I tried to pee on one once to put it out, but only dribbles came out.
My weewee hasn't been the same since the Yankees lost. I can't watch A-Rod on TV anymore. He makes me want to nail him with the full force of my 1.5 inches.
LMAO, so tell me wee wee who are you a fan of today?
This doesn't make me gay, does it? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are gay. Ask Midge.
The Red Sox, of course. They have a rich history and have won a le this decade. It makes me proud to be a part of Red Sox Nation.
I can't wait to see what peewee will say now. In fact, I may very well take him off ignore just to be able to witness the carnage.
Will we see a meltdown?
Nobody will chupa my pinga because they can't find it and I work in a library. You would meltdown, too.
but you ended up peeing on your balls
Peeing on your balls really itches. Especially when they are hairy like mine.
My balls are so hairy, my scrotum looks like Lenny Kravtiz with a toothpick in his mouth.
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I did NOT need that visual.
My skin is cold,
Transfusion with somebody
Morose and old,
Drop into fruitless dying
It was tempting and bared,
The whoring angel rising
Now burning prayers,
My silent time of losing
My foes - they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
Long for the blur,
We cannot dry much longer
Cement to dirt,
Disgusted with my cheapness
My foes - they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
Well, it's official. I'm going to . I'm not a good person, according to God.
You are just now figuring this out. Did you do anal?
All s go to , ashbeeigh. It's all those guys you banged for money in college.
I'm going to , too.
Level 5, to be exact.
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