Free Quattro Razor (10)

[peewee's lovechild]

Sting my snatch with some lemon juice, and I guarantee you'll get hurt.

But, it would make you lemony fresh.

Plus, it would marinate your insides.

[peewee's lovechild]

Funt, do chicks like it when guys slap their s with their s?

I find that it's a complete waste of time. But, I will indulge if asked.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was with this chick who always asked me to put clothes pins on her nipples.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would snap them off right before she orgasmed just to piss her off.

[CuckingFunt]

Funt, do chicks like it when guys slap their s with their s?

I find that it's a complete waste of time. But, I will indulge if asked.

I find it hard to believe that any woman in the history of the universe has requested such an activity.

[peewee's lovechild]

She still doesn't return my phone calls.

[peewee's lovechild]

I find it hard to believe that any woman in the history of the universe has requested such an activity.

I have been asked, on occasion, by my mother's friends.

[CuckingFunt]

I would snap them off right before she orgasmed just to piss her off.

Why would that piss her off? That's the best time to do it.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, clothes pin nipple girl hasn't spoken to me in nearly 8 years.

I should look her up when I go back to The Valley.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think she's had something like 5 kids.

Which means that I'll probably be using the clothes pins on her vagina instead.

[CuckingFunt]

I think she's had something like 5 kids.

Which means that I'll probably be using the clothes pins on her vagina instead.

That can be tricky.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would that piss her off? That's the best time to do it.

Right before she would "O" she would scream "Pinch my ing s!!!"

So, I would.

She would get pissed when I wouldn't go through with it. I would refuse just to piss her off. She didn't like the fact that I would laugh about it.

[peewee's lovechild]

She was so ing sensitive.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, I have to decide which country I'm gonna get my Asian sex slave from.

[CuckingFunt]

Right before she would "O" she would scream "Pinch my ing s!!!"

So, I would.

She would get pissed when I wouldn't go through with it. I would refuse just to piss her off. She didn't like the fact that I would laugh about it.

She sounds lame.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've ruled out Cambodia and Laos.

I don't know why, but I just did.

[peewee's lovechild]

She sounds lame.

After ting out 5 kids, she's bound to be lame.

[CuckingFunt]

Anyway, I have to decide which country I'm gonna get my Asian sex slave from.

I thought the Japanese girls were your favorite.

[CuckingFunt]

I've ruled out Cambodia and Laos.

I don't know why, but I just did.

Well... they've already been through enough.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought the Japanese girls were your favorite.

Yea, but South Koreans are giving them some compe ion.

Although, there's this Vietnamese porn chick that keeps me up at night.

[peewee's lovechild]

Her name is Tia Tanaka.

Look her up.
You will not be disappointed.

[peewee's lovechild]

This Asia sex slave MUST be a squirter.

[CuckingFunt]

Although, there's this Vietnamese porn chick that keeps me up at night.

Vietnamese girl in American porn, or have you been watching foreign films lately?

[peewee's lovechild]

She must be loyal too.

To the point that she will bronze my after I die and keep it displayed on the mantle of her fireplace.

[peewee's lovechild]

Vietnamese girl in American porn, or have you been watching foreign films lately?

Well, she said she was Vietnamese but I think she's American.

Either way, she makes my pants very happy.