You say that now . . .
And I know the joke ... I was humoring you, as opposed to leaving you hanging like a re .
You say that now . . .
Well, I guess if I wasn't playing along I would have a valid excuse for being so gullible, seeing as I've been deprived since Monday of anything remotely party-ish in anyone's pants.....
except her own..........allegedly
not that its a bad thing!
true...
Real Women huh....So what are "Fake" Women?
and lets not forget....
I sense a new thread looming.Real Women huh....So what are "Fake" Women?
Fake Women
...2Blonde
What tha is that!and lets not forget....
I'll take a Jesse Jane one.
Paris loves to suck the .
the "jumpstart" foot pump they are selling for $12 is the same one that came with my birthing ball for free....... and it takes for ing ever to pump that thing up..... almost an hour.
never ever fly america west airlines, thank you all for your time.
This thing grew five pages while I was at work today. Let me see what I missed.
Methinks you all have way too much free time on your hands. = )
see if you were on with us while you were at work then you'd be swinging it in the party!
meanwhile, we don;t have a night shift on this thread..........
I hear the night hawks are available. LOL!
:vomit thats just wrong!
Hehehe! Sorry! ; )
Speaking of night.
I'm going to bed.
carry on...
... the grand tradition that is the Real Woman Thread
So on the way home from Trinity last night/early this morning I'm driving along, it's probably like 2:20am...so there's hardly anyone on the road. I'm driving down NW Military towards Wurzbach and it's 35MPH right there, well being so late and such I was going like 50MPH.
I didn't see the cop on the other side of the road until it was too late to break and the whole time I'm thinking "please don't make a u-turn, please don't make a u-turn" and of course he does and comes up behind me, right on my ass. By this time I'm going the speed limit and everything, but the dude is still tailing me. Finally, he turns on his lights and bright ass spot light and pulls me over.
I had just paid my first ever speeding ticket less than 3 months ago(or rather the court fee and defensive driving fee), so I knew I couldn't afford another one. I was ready to bust out the tears and plead for mercy...but I guess I had luck on my side last night. The cop asked for my license and asked me if the car was mine, I mistakenly said "Yes, ma'am" (D'OH!) then profusely apologized. Then he gave me some speech about the speed limit law needs to be obeyed and all this. I was just waiting for him to break out the ticket notepad thingie but he just handed my license back to me and said "okay" and got back into his car and drove off. WOOHOO!
Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket
Anyways just thought I'd do my part to keep the thread going!
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