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[CuckingFunt]

Because it would be out of context to answer it two pages later. The fact that I go on occassional mission trips and church does no way imply that I'm a stereotypical "Jesus Freak" either.

I don't see what that has to do with the question that was asked. I doubt that masturbating to the thought of Jesus is stereotypical "Jesus freak" behavior.

I could be wrong, though.

[ShoogarBear]

, Blaze is here. I will be hearing about that line later.

[CuckingFunt]

If I came home today, and Salma was sitting on my couch looking like that, and said "put your head in the mouth of this lion and stomp on his toes", I'd be one headless mofo.

Not me.

I'd sweet talk her into letting me put my head somewhere else.

[ShoogarBear]

Salma is too old for you.

[CuckingFunt]

Salma is too old for you.

Untrue.

[ShoogarBear]

Salma and Halle are both over 40.

Think about that.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't see what that has to do with the question that was asked. I doubt that masturbating to the thought of Jesus is stereotypical "Jesus freak" behavior.

I could be wrong, though.

It was just the context that he used "Jesus freak" in. It got to me a little. And as for the question, there is no reason in the world why anyone here should know that answer.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd suck Salma Hayek's asshole.

[ashbeeigh]

and that's not chubby. Y'all are crazy if you think that is chubby.

*Edited because I found a better one of her.

[midgetonadonkey]

and that's not chubby. Y'all are crazy if you think that is chubby.

I'll show you a chubby...

[tlongII]

Salma and Halle are both over 40.

Think about that.

I think about them often.


Usually when I am alone.

[1Parker1]

Damn, this thread should be rated R...

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, this thread should be rated R...

What are you doing here? You got some ID?

[timvp]

What are you doing here? I got ED.

TMI.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.myspace.com/caninus

A dog is the lead singer.

[Bo Malette]

I'd suck Salma Hayek's asshole.

I would run inside her uterus

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't know what's funnier tonight...

3rdCoast/Sequ or Horry?

[3rdCoast]

I don't know what's funnier tonight...

3rdCoast/Sequ or Horry?

What did Horry do?

JB, I am glad I made you laugh.

[Bo Malette]

I would dive into salma's uterus and live there for a week

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What did Horry do?

JB, I am glad I made you laugh.

What didn't he do?

Go check the top few threads in the Spurs forum.

HF3! should be beaten with a sock full of nickels.

[angel_luv]

What did Horry do?

JB, I am glad I made you laugh.

Were you at the Spurs game on Saturday night? If not, I saw your twin.

[3rdCoast]

Were you at the Spurs game on Saturday night? If not, I saw your twin.

No, I was not there.

You all would not recognize me now.

Full beard and a few other changes.

[Bo Malette]

You think thets bad
rememba when you tried to hit on jekka and got scoffed

[midgetonadonkey]

No, I was not there.

You all would not recognize me now.

Full beard and a few other changes.

Did you get a boob job?

[3rdCoast]

Did you get a boob job?

Exactly.