Free Quattro Razor (9)

[T Park]

You should hide her car keys.

Only then will you understand the hillarity behind it all.

She had to be put in a home it was so bad.

[Melmart1]

So, if he s a Jew . . . would he do it wearing curly hair extensions on either side of his temples.

Matchmaker Matchmaker
I'll bring the veil
You bring the groom
Slender and pale


Would T Park wear a yarmulke at his wedding, or the veil?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Nancy ever hid Ronnies keys and blamed him for losing them only to laugh her ass off at the confused look on his face.

[T Park]

For instance, why are racial jokes about Jews okay?

Cause they are evil bas s.

[T Park]

For instance, why are racial jokes about Jews okay

I believe thats anti semetic (spelling sucks) not racist.

[peewee's lovechild]

Matchmaker Matchmaker
I'll bring the veil
You bring the groom
Slender and pale


Would T Park wear a yarmulke at his wedding, or the veil?

But, how would they do the chair lift with him?

Judging by his girth, they would need the entire synogogue to make this happen.

[ORION]

I give you my word.

no ..............you made fun of me one time

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if Nancy ever hid Ronnies keys and blamed him for losing them only to laugh her ass off at the confused look on his face.

The cruelest part of this joke isn't even the prank.

It's letting an old man with Alzheimer's have keys in the first place. He really shouldn't have been driving in that condition.

[T Park]

Would T Park wear a yarmulke at his wedding, or the veil?

I hate Hannukah so I would never marry a jew.

[peewee's lovechild]

She had to be put in a home it was so bad.

A home filled with Alzeihmers patients would be the funniest thing on the planet.

[Melmart1]

My grandmother has alzheimers right now.

Sorry if im not dying laughing.

I swear T Park always can relate to every situation ...

Sexual abuse? A cousin of his was victimized
Alzheimer's? His grandma has it
Playing golf? He has a great handicap!
Sex in a broom closet? Done it!
Sex with a man? Yep, he takes it up the ass!

[peewee's lovechild]

Cause they are evil bas s.

I believe Christians have them beat on that one.

[T Park]

udging by his girth, they would need the entire synogogue to make this happen.

Just use a rascal.

[peewee's lovechild]

no ..............you made fun of me one time

I'll do it on a daily basis if I don't get the ing pictures.

[T Park]

I swear T Park always can relate to every situation ...

Sexual abuse? A cousin of his was victimized
Alzheimer's? His grandma has it
Playing golf? He has a great handicap!
Sex in a broom closet? Done it!
Sex with a man? Yep, he takes it up the ass!

The last two have never happened.

[Melmart1]

I believe thats anti semetic (spelling sucks) not racist.

It makes you a prejudiced bigot either way. There, feel better about not being a racist?

[T Park]

I believe Christians have them beat on that one

No the Muslims have caught and passed us on that one.

[T Park]

It makes you a prejudiced bigot either way. There, feel better about not being a racist?

Yes it does thank you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just use a rascal.

ing for the bas s that have to lift your fat ass.

[T Park]

A home filled with Alzeihmers patients would be the funniest thing on the planet.

It is kinda funny on mail day.

[Melmart1]

No the Muslims have caught and passed us on that one.

You know nothing of history.

[CuckingFunt]

I believe thats anti semetic (spelling sucks) not racist.

Either way, why is it better? Or more acceptable?

Because it doesn't personally effect you?

phobic jokes are okay as long as they're not about child abuse, because that brings up a bad personal memory for you. And anti-semetic jokes are okay, but not a mention of someone's mental state because the particular disease brings up a bad personal memory for you.

Self-centered er, aren't you?

[peewee's lovechild]

No the Muslims have caught and passed us on that one.

that noise.

Christians have racked up an all time high.

The Inquistion and the Holocaust alone surpass anything the Muslims have ever done.

[T Park]

ing for the bas s that have to lift your fat ass

no need to lift, I just buzz along the floord.

Do you even know what a Rascal is you halfwitted ?

[T Park]

Either way, why is it better? Or more acceptable?

Because it doesn't personally effect you?

phobic jokes are okay as long as they're not about child abuse, because that brings up a bad personal memory for you. And anti-semetic jokes are okay, but not a mention of someone's mental state because the particular disease brings up a bad personal memory for you.

Self-centered er, aren't you?

"worry about yourself. Cause no one else is worrying about you"