Listen Old man, I was like 7 or 8 during the Bill Cosby show...you expect me to remember his lines?
You know your my fav male on the board, Shoogarbear
Whatever kinda holywater you've been drinking lately.. i want to get me some of that!!
I can't believe you only got off with a warning!
Maybe he didin't have you speeding on his radar long enough to get you. ..... but he obviously knew you were speeding.
just for future reference.... don't speed late at night when your the only person on the road: it means your the only person available ot be pulled over.
Listen Old man, I was like 7 or 8 during the Bill Cosby show...you expect me to remember his lines?
1P1..
when was the last ticket you got and waht was it for?
Oh no, you're not pulling me into this. If I tell you, I'll probably end up jinxing myself and getting one when I drive home from work today.
Oh no, you're not pulling me into this. If I tell you, I'll probably end up jinxing myself and getting one when I drive home from work today.
pussy!
Hey now, watch your language. This is a "Real Women" thread you know?
I was just waiting for him to break out the ticket notepad thingie but he just handed my license back to me and said "okay" and got back into his car and drove off. WOOHOO!
Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket
Whew!
Goodjob Ginofan.
you telling the whole story? did you have to flash or anything?
Goodjob Ginofan.
you telling the whole story? did you have to flash or anything?
She was driving home naked.
Ha, that routine was even before the Cosby Show.
So you probably have, like, no idea who Richard Pryor is?
But Cos was BIG. Until Terrell Owens came along, nobody could name anyone else from Philly.
Hey, Philly has plenty of famous people! We got AI, that quarterback for the Eagles.......oh and that other guy who claimed to be a Fresh Prince from BelAir.Ha, that routine was even before the Cosby Show.
So you probably have, like, no idea who Richard Pryor is?
But Cos was BIG. Until Terrell Owens came along, nobody could name anyone else from Philly.
Who does Washington DC have?
ok people.
since you're all *chicken* (that better??)
my last ticket was Feb. 2004. I got it in a spit piece of rd FM 616 between Blessing and Markham where Jackson and Matagorda counties meet. That's right - the one cop for 50,000 miles pulled me over as I crossed the county line for goin 69 miles per hour.
Apparently the speed limit is 70 in Jackson county, but 65 in Matagorda county.?
bas s.
What really sucked is the whole road was torn up on both sides for 1 mile becasue they were widening it and adding a shoulder : and there was no posted speed limit! :ugh!
Meanwhile the cop made me late for my midwife apt. (in Baycity)... I was able to do defensive driving. Which I had to do the last week of April '04 when my daughter was 3 weeks old.... i spent most of the time behind a partion in class with my breast pump.
I would've fought this ticket, but I noticed that the Judge and the cop have the same last name, hte courts hours were for 3 hours a day on WEd. Thu & Fri, and less then 500 ppl. live there......... so I doubt some chick from San Antonio was gonna get off.
I only the tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth Zak!Goodjob Ginofan.
you telling the whole story? did you have to flash or anything?
She was driving home naked.
Dave ChappelleWho does Washington DC have?
or Chris Rock... one of those.
oh, and Marion Barry. He's so special.
She was driving home naked.
Is it really public nudity if your in the privacy of your car??
I know peoiple can look thru the windows... but they can look thru the windows at your house too........
ok people.
since you're all *chicken* (that better??)
My last ticket was 13 years ago....I was arguing/pissed off with my future ex-husband and was going 90 in a 55.
Totally my fault, no excuses...I was hauling ass.
Oh, and I took Comedy Defensive Driving and won the "Who Commited The Worst Moving Violation" award and got a load of free tickets to the Comedy Clubs in SA, I believe at the time there were 3 of them.
Damn, Ginofan, I need some of that luck when I'm doing that stretch of I-10 to and from Houston. That's totally unfair. I should just start wearing a push-up bra every time I plan on being on the road for more than 10 min.
thats where I went!!
they provded lunch and let me tell you that pizza was great!!!
I also got a load of free comedy tix but was never able to use them since I couldn't find someone ot watch my newborn.damn it people! they don't bite!
You have to do the bra plus something extra, you have to overcome the regular everyday bad luck, plus the extra bad luck you and Manny seem to have with cars.
What the man?
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I gotta start going to these basketball outings.She was driving home naked.
I would have gotten a ticket for being in a white neighborhood after dark and the cracka gets off.
That's because no one likes Mexicans...get it through your head!I would have gotten a ticket for being in a white neighborhood after dark and the cracka gets off.
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