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[ORION]

"this one dude"=Orion

- No his name was Danny. He couldn't play football because he would always cry when he got hit so he ended up being the equipment manager.

[ORION]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of they liquid waste.

Squid 8:17

- I love the "filth upon it's hooves"

[Melmart1]

- No his name was Danny. He couldn't play football because he would always cry when he got hit so he ended up being the equipment manager.

Danny, huh? Was his girlfriend's name Sandy, from Australia?

[samikeyp]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of they liquid waste.

Squid 8:17

Perfect.

[samikeyp]

Danny, huh? Was his girlfriend's name Sandy, from Australia?

They met at Band Camp.

[samikeyp]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of thy liquid waste.

Squid 8:17

The beast had the face of a woman yet the toe of a camel which she brandished to anyone near. The mere sight was enough to frighten small children, infirm the aged and sterilize otherwise fertile males.

Mikeyp 4:20

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Just a quick recommendation for the burgeoning young religion: get corporate sponsors in at the ground floor. "Shiner Bock's Book of Squid" or "Coca Cola Presents: The Book of MikeyP" have good rings to them. The catch is that you really have to do it from the start or people will accuse you of being a sell out later.

[Mr Hanky]

I my pants last night. And it wasn't just a shart. I dropped a full load in my pants. It was strange yet nice.

Happens everyday.

[samikeyp]

Just a quick recommendation for the burgeoning young religion: get corporate sponsors in at the ground floor. "Shiner Bock's Book of Squid" or "Coca Cola Presents: The Book of MikeyP" have good rings to them. The catch is that you really have to do it from the start or people will accuse you of being a sell out later.

You sir, are wise.

[ORION]

man this chick here at work uses the phrase "balls deep" for everything. I'm going to balls deep her throat in a second

[to21]

man this chick here at work uses the phrase "balls deep" for everything. I'm going to balls deep her throat in a second

Maybe she's not used to getting it balls deep at home.

[Richard Cranium]

man this chick here at work uses the phrase "balls deep" for everything. I'm going to balls deep her throat in a second

She sounds shallow.

[mrsmaalox]

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Originally Posted by Reverend Midge




For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of thy liquid waste.

Squid 8:17





The beast had the face of a woman yet the toe of a camel which she brandished to anyone near. The mere sight was enough to frighten small children, infirm the aged and sterilize otherwise fertile males.

Mikeyp 4:20
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Damn I'm pissing my pants here! You 2 in guys are TWISTED!!!!!

[ORION]

Maybe she's not used to getting it balls deep at home.

I don't know. she comes across as pretty easy.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

[midgetonadonkey]

Put this in the blank.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&page=73&pp=26

It's mildly amusing.

[samikeyp]

Damn I'm pissing my pants here! You 2 in guys are TWISTED!!!!!

Thank yew!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Damn I'm pissing my pants here!

Sounds to me that someone should be asking Santa for a case or 2 of Depends for xmas.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Like we ing care. Go have a wet dream about ing the number 18 on Peyton Manning's chest, you ing fruit fly.

This made me lol.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I my pants last night. And it wasn't just a shart. I dropped a full load in my pants. It was strange yet nice.

Did Sandra share in your sentiment?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did Sandra share in your sentiment?

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.

Does this mean that you have one of those wierd fetishes that you play the baby and she plays the mommy?

[to21]

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.

Did you lay on ur back like a baby? I hope you guys keep baby wipes around for this very reason.

[mrsmaalox]

Sounds to me that someone should be asking Santa for a case or 2 of Depends for xmas.

Sounds to me THAT someone should be asking Santa for a life.

[samikeyp]

Actually she was quite annoyed. Especially since I made her wipe me.