I think it's time Melmart releases me from my punishment.
Oh yea, I vote "aye".
I think it's time Melmart releases me from my punishment.
I feel like Jesus must have felt dangling on a piece of wood.
That last statement sounds kinda funny.
Anyway, my size is not what should be at issue here.
And, just for yall's information, it's very average.
Well, slightly below average.
I think Melmart's picture of the tail sausage is very apropriate.
Did I spell that word right?
Anyway, I was going to send Mel a picture of my , but I wasn't sure if she would continue my banishment if I would send it to her.
Plus, I wouldn't want her to send the pic to half a million people.
I really don't understand the obsession.
I've named my penis "Little Tom Cruise" for it's propensity to jump wildly when it's in love.
I should've called it "Little Russell Crowe" because it's always angry.
I could've gone with "Little Robin Williams" because it's hairy and funny.
And, my balls aren't THAT hairy.
Although, I must admit that I haven't trimmed them in I don't know how long.
They look like an angry little muslim that's angry at the U.S.A. and plotting on blowing up the Tower of America.
It probably looks a little more like Tommy Chong.
I'm also upset that no one took my up on my Ashbeeigh dream until I logged out.
What the is up with that?
My penis is sad.
you can still share, im bored again
, now I'm getting busy again.
But, lets just say that it involves a trampoline, a slip n' slide, a cu ber, an eggplant, and some potted meat.
I can't go into detail here, but you get the picture.
Where the is my menudo you sucker????
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