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  1. #1926
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    But, a muslim eating you out can mean only one thing . . . he probably thought you looked like a camel.

    That doesn't bode well for your looks, Mel.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I wouldn't have pegged Mel as a long, red fingernails girl.
    My fingernails are alwys long, but rarely red. I usually go for a more neutral color. But I was wearing -Me-Red lipstick that night, so my nails had to match.
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    I may have to change my mind about how hot Mel is.
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    Hah!

    He was going "Blah!" to everybody in the room and snapping photos.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    But, a muslim eating you out can mean only one thing . . . he probably thought you looked like a camel.

    That doesn't bode well for your looks, Mel.
    You are overthinking this. All it means is he wanted me to give him head in return.
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    You are overthinking this. All it means is he wanted me to give him head in return.
    I don't want to finally get in good with you only to find out that you look like a camel . . . or that certain parts of your anatomy are camelesque.

    So, I'll proceed with caution.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I don't want to finally get in good with you only to find out that you look like a camel . . . or that certain parts of your anatomy are camelesque.

    So, I'll proceed with caution.
    I don't wear my jeans so tight that you can see my lips, if that's what you mean.
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    And I told peewee that his lust for me wouldn't last long. But I didn't think it would be due to my genitalia. In fact, I would have thought that was a reason for it to continue.
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    My fingernails are alwys long, but rarely red. I usually go for a more neutral color. But I was wearing -Me-Red lipstick that night, so my nails had to match.
    I stopped wearing colored nail polish when I got into photography.

    But red nails and lips? You saucy little minx!
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    I don't wear my jeans so tight that you can see my lips, if that's what you mean.
    That's not what I meant, and I'm dissappointed.
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    I stopped wearing colored nail polish when I got into photography.

    But red nails and lips? You saucy little minx!
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    And I told peewee that his lust for me wouldn't last long. But I didn't think it would be due to my genitalia. In fact, I would have thought that was a reason for it to continue.
    My lust for you has yet to die.

    And, I would love nothing more than to become aquainted with your genitalia.

    It's just that those dirty muslims have a thing for ing camels, and what not. I'm surprised that they would fall for such a beauty as you.

    Such is the power and beauty of Melissa.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    That's not what I meant, and I'm dissappointed.
    You don't love me anymore. Just admit it. You can go back to ashbeeigh now.
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    You can go back to ashbeeigh now.
    Please don't encourage the return of that foul crush.
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    Why would you want to a pig when you can just pick up any ol' fat, drunk in some random bar?
    oh she wasn't a pig as in a fat ass. she was just a "pig". i can't believe i even dated her, but her cans were something else.
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    It's just that those dirty muslims have a thing for ing camels, and what not. I'm surprised that they would fall for such a beauty as you.
    He was born and raised in the United States It's not like he grew up a camel jockey! He drove a Mercedes. , I would like a camel like that!
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    You don't love me anymore. Just admit it. You can go back to ashbeeigh now.
    No, I really do have a crush on you.
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    wait a minute how do I know these pictures won't get out
    you can trust me. i'm not a jackass.
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    I need to find a new signature.

    T Park's quote was a good push to make me finally ditch the dancing girl, but isn't quite worthy of long term status.
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    He was born and raised in the United States It's not like he grew up a camel jockey! He drove a Mercedes. , I would like a camel like that!
    It's embedded in their genetic code.

    They just can't have enough of that camel vagina . . . and in some cases, camel ass.
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    Ate pussy like you wouldn't believe, though.
    that's a given. they like the smell of curry.
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    that's a given. they like the smell of curry.
    The constant complaints I read both here and in the Troll Forum regarding the unpleasant odor/taste of pussy leaves me very concerned about the nasty trash you guys are hooking up with.
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    The constant complaints I read both here and in the Troll Forum regarding the unpleasant odor/taste of pussy leaves me very concerned about the nasty trash you guys are hooking up with.
    that obviously went above your head.
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    that obviously went above your head.
    No, actually, it didn't.

    Just because it was an attempted dig at Mel doesn't negate my observation.
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    The constant complaints I read both here and in the Troll Forum regarding the unpleasant odor/taste of pussy leaves me very concerned about the nasty trash you guys are hooking up with.
    I love pussy.
    I love the smell of it.
    I love the taste of it.

    I could have it for breakfast.
    I could have it for lunch.
    I could have it for dinner.
    I could even have it as a midnight snack.
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