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[CuckingFunt]

What the ????
Now I'm severely concerned here!!!

I thought you were talking about middle school/high school slumber parties. How could you have a college slumber party without the pseudo-lesbian stuff??

I'm shocked.
I'm flabbergasted.
I'm deeply disappointed.

You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."




Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's ever actually had a pillow fight.

[Squid]

You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."




Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's every actually had a pillow fight.

I was in a pillow fight once when I went over to visit George and Weezy. I think Helen and Tom Willis were also involved. Possibly even Florence. Oh that Florence. She was ever the wise cracker.

[peewee's lovechild]

You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."

Okay, I'm good now.
Everything's right now.

The world continues to make sense.

But, just for me, can you refer to them as slumber parties.
It's a thing with me.

Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's every actually had a pillow fight.

I don't understand.
It's like you're talking chinese here.

What do you mean no pillow fights?

[Mister Sinister]

You're getting confused, peewee.

In middle school/high school I engaged in those activities, but only with one girl at a time and not in the context of a slumber party. In college I engaged in those activities with several girls at a time, and we'd often end up spending the night in the same room/house, but no one called it a "slumber party."




Except the pillow fighting. I don't know anyone at all who's ever actually had a pillow fight.

Pillow fighting is win.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't understand.
It's like you're talking chinese here.

What do you mean no pillow fights?

Pillow fights exist only in sitcoms, I think.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was in a pillow fight once when I went over to visit George and Weezy. I think Helen and Tom Willis were also involved. Possibly even Florence. Oh that Florence. She was ever the wise cracker.

Did you lick George's taint?
Did you kick Weezy in the face?

Did you hogtie Tom and force Helen to spank his balls with a leather belt?

Did you shove your foot up Florences ?

Most importantly, where was Lenny Kravitz when all this was happening?

[peewee's lovechild]

Pillow fights exist only in sitcoms, I think.

No!!!

This is wrong!!!!

You're not The Funt!!!
Impostor!!!!!!!!!

Give me back my Funt!!!!

[Squid]

Did you lick George's taint?
Did you kick Weezy in the face?

Did you hogtie Tom and force Helen to spank his balls with a leather belt?

Did you shove your foot up Florences ?

Most importantly, where was Lenny Kravitz when all this was happening?

Weezy licked George's taint while I ed her. And Lenny Kravitz wasn't there, that's when Helen and I conceived him.

[CuckingFunt]

No!!!

This is wrong!!!!

You're not The Funt!!!
Impostor!!!!!!!!!

Give me back my Funt!!!!

I admit to multiple all-girl orgies in college and you're going to give me grief about re ed ass pillow fights??

Ingrate.

[CuckingFunt]

Weezy licked George's taint while I ed her.

How many tentacles?

[Mister Sinister]

How many tentacles?

What's this about tentacle rape?

[Squid]

How many tentacles?

Her ties were big so I had to use all 6. Or 8. I forget how many I have.

[peewee's lovechild]

I admit to multiple all-girl orgies in college and you're going to give me grief about re ed ass pillow fights??

Ingrate.

You don't understand . . . the pillow fight is paramount to my all-girl orgy fantasy.

I won't have it any other way.

[peewee's lovechild]

Weezy licked George's taint while I ed her. And Lenny Kravitz wasn't there, that's when Helen and I conceived him.

But, you're neither Jewish or Black.

[CuckingFunt]

You don't understand . . . the pillow fight is paramount to my all-girl orgy fantasy.

I won't have it any other way.

Full goose down? With feathers flying about like snowflakes?

[peewee's lovechild]

Full goose down? With feathers flying about like snowflakes?

Now I'm ing hard.

Go ahead, continue . . .

[Das Texan]

I admit to multiple all-girl orgies in college and you're going to give me grief about re ed ass pillow fights??

Ingrate.

I wish i had been a fly on the wall during that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd like to take part in an all-girl Republican orgy.

We could read the bible as we .

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish i had been a fly on the wall during that.

Look dude, I don't with your fantasies.
So, don't with mine.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd like to take part in an all-girl Republican orgy.

We could read the bible as we .

I once ed a girl who quoted bible verses when she came. It was strangely hot.

[Das Texan]

Look dude, I don't with your fantasies.
So, don't with mine.

off.

[peewee's lovechild]

I once ed a girl who quoted bible verses when she came. It was strangely hot.

, I'm about to just thinking about it.

What was her favorite verse?

Mine would have to be:

"And then God said, 'Let there be light'!!!!!!!!!"

[peewee's lovechild]

off.

So, you get it then.

Move along now.

[CuckingFunt]

So, you get it then.

Move along now.

Don't be mean to Midge's daddy.

[CuckingFunt]

What was her favorite verse?

I'm nowhere near familiar enough with the bible to remember any of the particular verses quoted.