Free Quattro Razor (12)

[ShoogarBear]

Ho-ho-hooooo!

[Melmart1]

Ho-ho-hooooo!

So you waited till CuckingFunt came into the thread to start up with the HO talk? Damn, that's cold Shoogs!

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know what's worse; my horrible day of travel delays, or having to wade theough four more pages of this .

[CuckingFunt]

For the beast with the filth upon it's hooves shall be cast down and sprayeth down with a stream of thy liquid waste.

Squid 8:17

I take it back.

[Melmart1]

I don't know what's worse; my horrible day of travel delays, or having to wade theough four more pages of this .

So start livening it up and quit your complaining, ya hussy!

Not that there is anything wrong wtih being a hussy

[peewee's lovechild]

Even on her knees, she would still be a foot taller than midge. So she must be flexible.

It's funny because it's true.

[mrsmaalox]

So no Viva in here tonight?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm McLovin!!

Woooooooo!

[peewee's lovechild]

So no Viva in here tonight?

He hasn't finished liking his balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm very quickly finding out that Parrot's Bay rum doesn't mix well with Shiner Bock.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does $5 still get your sucked downtown?

[Melmart1]

So no Viva in here tonight?

Shut your trap woman, lest you jinx us!

[peewee's lovechild]

How much will a tenner get me?

[CuckingFunt]

He hasn't finished liking his balls.

What happens when he stops liking them?

Will they be scolded?

[CuckingFunt]

Shunned, perhaps?

[CuckingFunt]

Shut your trap woman, lest you jinx us!

Indeed. I can't stomach a return to dom.

[peewee's lovechild]

What happens when he stops liking them?

Will they be scolded?

Clean, I guess.

The hairball is the problem, though.

[mrsmaalox]

Shut your trap woman, lest you jinx us!

Well since I am doing the "Nightfly" tonight, I wanted to tell him, "So glad that you're here again for one more time let your madness run with mine". Pretty smooth, no?

[Melmart1]

Damn, midge and sandra are getting drunk. We shoulda had another drunken post fest. Except that the men would have wimped out early. And I am broke and have no money for alcohol

[peewee's lovechild]

We should have a contest on who has the veiniest .

[CuckingFunt]

Damn, midge and sandra are getting drunk. We shoulda had another drunken post fest. Except that the men would have wimped out early. And I am broke and have no money for alcohol

And I'm surrounded by nosy family members.

I did have a few potent egg nogs, however.

[CuckingFunt]

We should have a contest on who has the veiniest .

I'd win.

I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.

[CuckingFunt]

I just checked my grades:

A
A
B+
A-
A

That ing B+ is going to haunt me forever.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd win.

I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.

It has to actually be in your possession, so you only win if you got to explain it to the TSA>

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd win.

I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.

What about the one between your legs?