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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    Manu once flopped his way out of a speeding ticket.

    Manu's voice has no echo, because all other echoes in the world are the result of Manu yelling back at people.

    Manu has a lifetime ban from all Lego facilities, because when Manu is around all blocks magically turn into charges.

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    holy this is still going???


    allright.....



    When Manu s a pros ute, she pays him

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    When Manu goes bullfighting, the Bull waves the cape.

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    GIVE IT TO GINOBILI beirmeistr's Avatar
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    When the infant Manu was born, the delivering physician was initially charged with a flagrant foul. Instant replay revealed that the infant Manu had flopped. The nurse was credited with an assist.

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    If you rearrange the letters in the name of former vice president Spiro Agnew you can spell "grow a penis". If you rearrange the letters in Manu Ginobili's name Manu Ginobili will kick the crap out of you.

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    I love J.T. smeagol's Avatar
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    ducks is wondering why isn't there a thread such as this one when Tony plays the way Manu did

  7. #189
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    It's not a bald spot, it's MANU's third eye!!

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    It's not a bald spot, it's MANU's third eye!!

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    If you rearrange the letters in the name of former vice president Spiro Agnew you can spell "grow a penis". If you rearrange the letters in Manu Ginobili's name Manu Ginobili will kick the crap out of you.
    ....nice

    and educational

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    ARE YOU A SORE LOSER ?
    WOMEN/MEN DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO YOU ?
    NEED A NEW LIFE ?

    CALL NOW : 0800-IMSICK-GINOBILI

    and relax.

    ........although your life will remain the same, loser............at least you'll enjoy watching basketball everytime !!!

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    Manu could go left on an American roundabout.

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    Manu once flopped so convincingly on the opening jump ball that the officials gave six fouls to each player on the opposing team, effectively forfeiting the game in the Spurs' favor. This ruling was upheld by David Stern.

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    Manu once made a steal, an assist and a three-pointer simultaneously.

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    Manu once made a "bleal" (what team was that against?)

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    Manu once made a "bleal" (what team was that against?)
    Was it that block against Pau Gasol in 2003.

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    Was it that block against Pau Gasol in 2003.
    I don't think so. It is in one of the Manu videos floating around the www. I'm sure Solid and other memorious posters remember. I think Sean made a comment how it was a mix between a block and a steal.

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    I think it was against the Kings

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    The bleal was against Kevin Martin when Kevin was a rookie.

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    The bleal was against Kevin Martin when Kevin was a rookie.
    Damm you're good!

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    Chuck Norris fears no one, or fears nothing.

    But one day while looking in the mirror he saw Manu's image.... Norris collapsed and vowed never to produce another Walker Texas Ranger episode again....

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    The bleal was against Kevin Martin when Kevin was a rookie.

    The same game where he made that sick scoop shot on Brad Miller...

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    Manu once posted in the political forum how GWB rules . . . and boutons and nbadan agreed.

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    Ginobili needs his beard back.


    If dyed it blond, we'd have Jesus.

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    Manu once posted in the political forum how GWB rules . . . and boutons and nbadan agreed.


    This is by far the most outrageous power anyone here has given Manu....

    I'd believe every other one-liner before I believed this one....

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    Ginobili was never born a lefty. He willed it.

    Ginobili taught David Robinson, Beno Udrih, NVE, Nate Archibald, Larry Bird, Calbert Cheaney, Chris Mullen, Bill Russell, Bill Walton and Lenny Wilkins and Lamar Odom to be lefties.

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    Manu once had a debate with chump until chump was left without a one liner come back.
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