I'm not as sure this season. I think the AFC South is weaker this year.
Jacksonville is like the Milwaukee Brewers of the NFL. When the outcome is in doubt, Jacksonville is ingenious at inventing new ways to lose.
I'm going to assume that Houston has improved, because every year ESPN tells me to keep an eye on them and the Cardinals. Seriously, they have a lot of room for improvement, 'nuff said!
That leaves the ans. Every year Jeff Fisher manages to polish that heap of dog turds into a decent football team. I'm not sure how he does it, but you can't pull off a miracle every season, so the odds say this will be a down year.
I'll be back with more in-depth analysis after I cherrypick a few facts to back me up on my half-assed predictions.
Bob Sanders out 4-6... me sideways without lube. I wish I could say I was no longer mainlining acid and smoking angel dust but I can't. I think I need to go break some bathroom sinks and write a song about it while cheating on my girlfriend with a porn star who lives next door to me..
I'll write a $50 check to the first person to correctly identify the four movies referenced in that post.
Airplane!
The Girl Next Door
I'm stuck on the bathroom sinks, big time. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
The bathroom sinks is one that not many people will get.
Why is he always injured it seems? The guy is a damn good player but is kind of injury prone.
How many linemen are coming back this week from injury. Man do they miss Saturday
The only player I know of that MIGHT be coming back this week is Dallas Clark.
We also did a story today about Jeff Saturday looking better, but I'm not holding my breath on that one. I thought he was coming back last week.
Saturday is supposed to play against Jacksonville this week. If he doesn't I would expect zero running plays from the Colts offense.
Clark should be back if he can hold up in practice.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY SANDERS GETS INJURED:
10: Damn brick walls keep breaking, never bending.
9: My back also hurts after making sweet love to the most beautiful women from Brazil, Australia, and Sweden for more than 12 hours a day.
8. Come to think of it, other things also hurt after #9. Bob's only human.
7. The damn guvmint keeps having him test somethin called the "Super Soldier Serum." Damn guvmint.
6. Chuck Norris and Evander Holyfield threaten to retire if they don't have a compe ive sparring partner. Bob does it for Old Glory!
5. Routine beatings from the Indianapolis P.D.
4. Bob always takes one for the team, as his mutant regenerative powers should be used for good, not evil.
3. Carpal tunnel syndrome from too many hours on the internet explaining that "Bob Sanders" isn't a clever pseudonym.
2. Chicks dig scars. See #9.
1. Carrying an entire defensive unit on your back is hard on the delicate lumbar region. Again, Bob's only human.
Clark and Saturday are expected to play against Jacksonville.
TD Colts!
Welcome back Harrison!!
thank god saturday is back.
I'm not sure if I shouldor
here.
Perfect analysis, though.
yeah...those gots eat up half a quarter only to throw a pick
me
Poor Dallas Clark can't catch a break!
What a catch by Harrison on 4th and 2
Marvin breaks my heart when he's sitting on the end of the bench by himself. I think he needs a hug
this game is about 5 times more nerve wracking than the vikings game.
STOP EM!!!!!
Holy , what a game
well, that's game.
wow
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