Plus, Trainwreck, you do know that rib thing is just a myth, right?
N/m
Plus, Trainwreck, you do know that rib thing is just a myth, right?
more like at a strip club, ing stupid and will you for money or drugsSomething to look at? Like at a museum? As in:"Look but don't touch- ever"?
I said n/m.
Supposed to go out with this 25 year old nurse tonight. Problem is that I don't remember what her face looks like at all. And I wasn't even drunk.
I just remember that she was short/pe e and had a nice rack.
Damn you, summer/outdoor parties with poor lighting.
i weep for you
Trainwreck really needs to get laid. The bitter is growing at an unhealthy rate.
TW, I'll try to take pics.
Hopefully, I won't be weeping, too.
I just discovered that my friend's facebook status from a few nights ago was "... wishes ____ would stop ing so loudly on my couch." I honestly don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.
Especially since I know I didn't actually have sex on his couch that night.
its posts like this that is why the quattro sucks now
I think it's less "bitter" and more him ing with people. I get the vibe he's not 100% serious when he's ing with people. He just likes to play devil's advocate a lot.
Couch sex is the worst if it's a ty couch.
I took out the anecdotal story because I started wondering halfway through if I really wanted you assholes to know.
Geez woman... I'd tell it if it wasn't inherently graphic.
just replace the bad words with happy words
There was no bad words, but I don't think butt muscles has a "happy word" equal on the other side of the spectrum.
The nurse was pretty cute. But her breath smelled like a mix of salami and granola and she said the word "Dude!" repeatedly.
Like, I know, right?
If she says "dude" a lot that means she's ty.
Go for it.
Usually girls who sprinkle lots of little phrases like that in their speech are either really ty or really stupid... and those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
a twist
More stupid than ty last night.
When I met her at that party, more ty than stupid.
So she's got both angles working for her. Dude.
Is that your nightly routine?
I knows how to call em. Bro.
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