my cat ate a roach

[Blake]

Blake says he doesn't even care, bro. Since he doesn't care, he can stop responding at any time and avoid continuing to add to the 30 or so posts he's made thus far that prove the opposite.

RIF.

I've said I don't care about you. I'm going on because I get a cheap thrill out of watching butthurters like you just keep on how it's not really you that's butthurt, but it must be me because I'm responding to you.

Here's a quick recap of why you can't sit down on a hard surface at the moment:

The roach fell yet escaped across the carpet when I sprayed and within 30 seconds was climbing the wall again and hid behind my windowshades. Those are right behind the couch where I'm about to watch the Spurs and that wasn't gonna work, so I tried to lift the blind and get it while it was on the window but I was afraid of breaking it because of my angle due to the couch. It's now been about 1 minute only, and the cats are excited around my position. I managed to knock it off again with my hand-boot but my mouser/roacher catches him literally mid air and runs to the bathtub with it (standard issue for he and critter control) before I can do anything except nearly trip and fall. Before I even have a chance to get to the bathroom, bug has been eaten except for a couple spindly legs scattered. And that bug was damn soaked in some black flag.

Yeah I'm watching him. LOL my cat is actually the best roach killer, and he always takes them to the tub to play with. They always try to climb out or cross to the drain and never escape. Usually he doesn't eat them so fast but I think he knew something was up and that meant he should down it quickly lol

I usually do just that, the times I see a roach. Most often, I just discover a leg here or there when I'm cleaning the tub.

But this roach was near the roof in a corner by the door, too high for the kitties and a little too high for me -- don't want a roach falling on my head or getting in my clothes or something..

your place sounds awesome to live in.

by awesome, I mean crappy.

Ok Blake. Because of a roach being inside during the middle of a winter night, my place must be crappy.

lol@the dumbest, most butthurt poster on this entire forum.

Not in my current apartment; though, that's not to say that my apt isn't crappy.

The way you were talking, it seemed as if your place was infested, which may or may not have been what Blake was alluding to/I was laughing at.

Calm down...

I'm confused then. What did I say to make it seem that way? Because I do have a small problem, but it's like a roach every other week and I had an ant problem at one point briefly. For such an old house and many years with no extermination whatsoever, that's actually really good IMO.

Um why? The Blake thing is ongoing because he clearly doesn't like me, and neither me him; I don't invade his threads with kindergarten smack though. So it is what it is.

I'm suggesting a rate for his tendencies, not the actual amount of times he's doing it. I mean, he's not "always" eating roaches, but during the rare moments when he does, he "always" takes them to the tub. I guess I sound like I should calm down, but no one likes having their abode insulted - and without any justification IMO.

Then again, it is just dumbass Blake.

your responses have been crappy.

and by crappy, I mean awesome.

[Blake]

Who else besides you?

most definitely you.

Yeah, it's nowhere.

And by nowhere, I mean every thread we've had a debate or argument in.

By nowhere, I mean nowhere but on your imaginary scorecard.

Blake is just so frustrated with his Team right now.

Clearly i'm not.

My team is winning on my imaginary scorecard

[z0sa]

you missed this one, you know, posted about about 20 minutes after your original butthurtness (in this topic) and on the same page:

If that makes my pad crappy to someone, so be it.

You know, basically proving I don't give a and I'm now only making fun of you for being butthurt and asking you questions to destroy your weak logic.

Anyone keeping track of the Blake fails? Maybe that's what team Blake is doing over there.

[Blake]

you missed this one, you know, posted about about 20 minutes after your original butthurtness:

good find

You know, basically proving I don't give a and I'm now only making fun of you and asking you questions to destroy your weak logic.

Naw, I just proved you and your butt do give a big and I've been only making fun of you since page 2.

Anyone keeping track of the Blake fails?

Check your imaginary scorecard.

[z0sa]

Naw, I just proved you and your butt do give a big

If that makes my pad crappy to someone, so be it.

What do you not understand about this quote?

[Blake]

What do you not understand about this quote?

What do you not understand about this thread?

I want to stop, but I can't help myself.

[z0sa]

Blake foregoes answering yet another question.

[Blake]

waaaaaaah

[I. Hustle]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat??? You never mentioned this in "chat"!!! WTF????????

Yeah, I love my apartment. It's way better than whatever hole Blake stays in, occasional roach legs included.

that's funny right thar.

more lies to make yourself feel better. I get it.

Blake is in meltdown mode in the moon topic trying to put 100 plus screen names on ignore

How about I buy you and Blake lunch ...

That would be a good idea.

Just enjoy it if you can.

It's not enjoyable. It's ing re ed.

Why fail?

You are just all butthurt because I owned you!

What do you not understand about this quote?

I rest my case!

[z0sa]

And Blake still can't answer a single question.

here, let me repost one for you since you care a lot and have asked multiple times:

If that makes my pad crappy to someone, so be it.

What do you not understand about this quote?