The Spurs Nation: We want Hairston
The Spurs go home after a quick road trip in Florida, realising that there was a riot in San Antonio by the Mexicans and Spurs fans, asking for more playing time for Hairston.
When interviewed, San Antonio Spurs head coach, Gregg Popovich, was pressured to give a satisfactory answer to the city of San Antonio. "I didn't give him much playing time in Florida because he was outside gallivanting. You know, there are many temptations out at South Beach and Hairston joined Dwyane Wade in one of his infamous parties."
San Antonio Spur, Tim Duncan, was also interviewed on his opinion about the riot. "I was shocked, really. I never thought Mexicans are Spurs fans. I thought Mexicans only know how to cook and eat."
Tony Parker, who was out with his wife Eva Longoria, was found near Mexican restaurants, looking for their dinner. Tony Parker was very disappointed and said that his mood was spoiled. "I thought it would be a happy homecoming, but the Mexican restaurants were not open, we settled for Charles' 5 dollar box from Taco Bell instead."
Manu Ginobili was not available, but he made his comment on facebook translated to English. "I just want to win, if this means more Hairston or less Hairston, then so be it."
The media searched hard for Keith Bogans, who wasn't readily available, as he needed protection from the police as rioting Mexicans threw cinnamon twists and rotten eggs at Keith Bogans, believing that Keith Bogans was the main beneficiary of Hairston's lack of playing time.
Roger Mason clearly made his disatisfactory reply by stating to the media that he wants more playing time. "I don't really care about Hairston, but I clearly deserve more playing time."
Former Austin Toro, Ian Mahinmi was asked about the riot. He didn't really know what to say, he blurted out, "I thought they were rioting for my playing time."
The hero of the city of San Antonio, Malik Hairston, is at the riverwalk, with the citizens of San Antonio, chanting his name, also known as The Hairston coalition. He is now unavailable as the keys to the city of San Antonio is being awarded to Malik Hairston.
That ends Chieflion's report on the future news on The Hairston Coalition.