Horse

[djohn2oo8]

A 34 yr old man posting like a 12 year old doesn't seem real. Like you want to believe it's just a horrible trolljob

[21_Dickings]

Obviously u can't tell, ing moron it's nothing like that. Is it your lack of vision or being inexperienced with facial hair, seeing that u can't grow any. Although I'm sure your girlfriend has plenty.

So then you don't have a chin-strap? Damn, cleaning the donut crumbs and dried frosting from your beard must be a . Probably have to take a metal brush to that mother er.

Or is the point to have a scruffy beard, so that it can collect whatever debris flakes off from the donuts you're eating to be stored for future consumption?

Again. Smart move. Fat dude like you probably got the beetus, so if your blood sugar levels get dangerously low and you find yourself without immediate access to food, you can simply lick your beard to raise it back up to normal.

[Horse]

So then you don't have a chin-strap? Damn, cleaning the donut crumbs and dried frosting from your beard must be a . Probably have to take a metal brush to that mother er.

Or is the point to have a scruffy beard, so that it can collect whatever debris flakes off from the donuts you're eating to be stored for future consumption?

Again. Smart move. Fat dude like you probably got the beetus, so if your blood sugar levels get dangerously low and you find yourself without immediate access to food, you can simply lick your beard to raise it back up to normal.

I use a horse brush. Then I use my horse on your mom.Then your dad begs me to him, but has to rape u instead cause i'm no .

[Horse]

A 34 yr old man posting like a 12 year old doesn't seem real. Like you want to believe it's just a horrible trolljob

Is that how u felt about your disappointment in Yao's career?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with -stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?

jesus christ this fatass wop is angry

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

So then you don't have a chin-strap? Damn, cleaning the donut crumbs and dried frosting from your beard must be a . Probably have to take a metal brush to that mother er.

Or is the point to have a scruffy beard, so that it can collect whatever debris flakes off from the donuts you're eating to be stored for future consumption?

Again. Smart move. Fat dude like you probably got the beetus, so if your blood sugar levels get dangerously low and you find yourself without immediate access to food, you can simply lick your beard to raise it back up to normal.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Horse
yo momma jokes
fat wop
Spurs fan from Long Island
bandwagon
donut lover
a dozen a day

[djohn2oo8]

Is that how u felt about your disappointment in Yao's career?

No, but you should feel somewhat embarrassed when you tell chicks you donuts for a living.

[djohn2oo8]

FDGMB. " Donuts Get Money es"

[Venti Quattro]

I now fear donuts with cream filling because of people in the donut industry like Horse.

[Spurs da champs]

I now fear donuts with cream filling because of people in the donut industry like Horse.

[jeebus]

Horse
fat ass
would run away from a fight in person
maybe not run, but slowly waddle
90% of his posts talk about penis
speaking of penis, he massages to support his donut habit
disgusting
picks up 5 dozen donuts every morning, claims its for his coworkers
"u"

[Ace]

And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with -stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?

So descriptive, now we know before donuts, it was fries..

[Horse]

Horse
fat ass
would run away from a fight in person
maybe not run, but slowly waddle
90% of his posts talk about penis
speaking of penis, he massages to support his donut habit
disgusting
picks up 5 dozen donuts every morning, claims its for his coworkers
"u"

I must have said something that hit home. You wanna know if I'll run? Come see me mother er I won't be back in SA till next season but I'll meet you halfway.

[LkrFan]

I now fear donuts with cream filling because of people in the donut industry like Horse.

[Blake]

And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour

$60 an hour for a massage?

damn that's high

[BlackSwordsMan]

Horse is pulling his weight in this thread. U should be all ashamed.

[Ace]

Horse is pulling his weight in this thread. U should be all ashamed.

He's used to pulling a lot of weight tbh...

[Horse]

$60 an hour for a massage?

damn that's high

that's the going rate.

[Venti Quattro]

$60 an hour for a massage?

damn that's high

If Ghazi pays $250 for handjobs, $60 for a massage might not be far-fetched, to be honest.

[Monostradamus]

Horse is the best thing to happen to the NBA Forum in quite some time. Not since the Prime Rogue era have I laughed this much at ST.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

everyone's getting in to ride the Horsie

[Bynum's grey hair]

I must have said something that hit home. You wanna know if I'll run? Come see me mother er I won't be back in SA till next season but I'll meet you halfway.

Translation: "Meet me downtown at UTSA even though I won't show up because the closest I'll come is the outskirts of SA, so I can say I was in SA but you didn't show up"

[benefactor]

I must have said something that hit home. You wanna know if I'll run? Come see me mother er I won't be back in SA till next season but I'll meet you halfway.

horse going 90210. Guess it was only a matter of time.

[Bill_Brasky]

Speaking of Horses, I'll Have Another won't be racing at Belmont tomorrow.