The Conservative Haiku

[mookie2001]

a sound from the roof
santa has brought our blessings
OnStar* and Tahoe

[Solid D]

Only thing better
than conservative haiku
is a Bush spy coup

[mookie2001]

Bush broke the law kids
a federal one at that
what? What? What? WHAT?? sigh...

[Solid D]

F.B.I. gives Bush
glowing reports on muslim
mosque radiation

[ShoogarBear]

So many haikus
Without mention of DeLay?
Right-wing sacrilege!

[Solid D]

Is that a dirty
bomb under your burqa or
are you just big-boned?

[chode_regulator]

Get to tha Choppa!
Howdy Hauza, its Hauza!
Microprocessa

lol at schwarzanegers accent

[Mr. Defense]

haiku's ing suck
i am just sayin is all
pinche syllables

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Defending freedom,
Behold the regulator:
He is now Unbanned.

[mookie2001]

laugh out loud I will
for the chode regulator
has such a great sig

[mookie2001]

good luck bump

[mookie2001]

theft

larceny





















we see you now

be on your way

youve gone this far on your own


but how far do you want to go?

[mookie2001]

theft

larceny





















we see you now

be on your way

youve gone this far on your own


but how far do you want to go?

masterpiece

[mookie2001]

i think i spelled larson wrong


nothing conservative about that


Texas won

[Mookie_is_a_chode_face]

i think i spelled larson wrong


nothing conservative about that


Texas won

So that is why you posted penis pictures?

[Oscar DeLa]

I don't know what it is but conservatives




























like FoxNews

[mookie2001]

how I watch fox news
but the news has passed Oreilly
presence of absence

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The good Neo-Con
He tends to stab in the back
That which is closest

[kobe_bryant]

bump

[Solid D]

chode regulator,
can't be faded and mookie
speak their own language

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If you didn't know,
Yo' ass bettah call someone.
NeoCon Backstab.

[Vashner]

Don't make me bust a cap.. in your democrat ass oh yea..

maybe you can shoot back.. but you banned guns OOPS...

homeland security... without advanced listening...

(joke Haiku btw.. lighten up people)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Your lyrics are weak.
Like clock radio speakers.
Neocon Backstab.

[exstatic]

Stick up his bunghole
counting all his money, twice
no help for others

[Solid D]

Mook's disgusting thread,

when they finally descend

he'll grow up one day