Real Women

[timvp]

I would think Rasho was cute even if he worked at McDonalds. My baby can wear a cap! = ) Besides I would love being able to see him all the time.


Seriously though. Looks are not the determining factor for me when it comes to guys who work fast food jobs.

A part of me feels that working at McDonalds is a starter job and that someone Rasho's age so either be managing the store, in college, or working a job where there is the possibility of a grown up future.

On the other hand, I know that working at Mcdonalds is hard, honest, and necessary work.

I thought I was right to not want to date a guy who works at McDonalds. But maybe that just makes me a snob.

Naw, just makes you female.

Females want successful guys. If they are good looking on top of that, that's a nice bonus.

Guys want a chick who is hot with tig ol' bitties. If she's nice or has a good personality, that's a nice bonus.

Rules of humanity.

[angel_luv]

Hehehe!
Thanks for setting the record straight, L.J.

= )

[timvp]

No problem. I'll be here all week with my sweeping generalizations that incapture the human race.

[bigzak25]

Do you make tortillas? Because you might already be!

RACK.


wifey's and g/f's are everyday. you want to be our fantasy after we've hit it over a 1000 times?
then you have to satisfy every other primal urge of a man.

let him watch a game uninteruppted. shhhh...no talking.
give us beer after beer.
have the wings on standby...and the blowjob on demand.














damn it...i'm sorry...i tried...but i'd still hit jessica alba if given the choice...

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[samikeyp]

have the wings on standby...

or have someone snag someone elses for you!

[SpursWoman]

RACK.


wifey's and g/f's are everyday. you want to be our fantasy after we've hit it over a 1000 times?
then you have to satisfy every other primal urge of a man.

let him watch a game uninteruppted. shhhh...no talking.
give us beer after beer.
have the wings on standby...and the blowjob on demand.
damn it...i'm sorry...i tried...but i'd still hit jessica alba if given the choice...

If that's the kind of life I could expect, there would DEFINITELY be a sancho or 12 in the picture somewhere.

[bigzak25]

hey, you said FANTASY. that means, not real life.

[Shelly]

If that's the kind of life I could expect, there would DEFINITELY be a sancho or 12 in the picture somewhere.

[tlongII]

...and the blowjob on demand.






http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/9649/alba26pq.jpg

This is the key element of a successful male/female relationship.

[Shelly]

Which might explain why some of your are single.....

[tlongII]

Which might explain why some of your are single.....

Ya think?

[Kori Ellis]

...and the blowjob on demand.

I actually think that's a fine rule to live by. As long as your partner is willing to deliver whatever you want on demand as well.

Side note: Tlong, do sheep spit or swallow?

[Duff McCartney]

Psssh they regurgitate...they can't tell the difference between CUD and .

[midgetonadonkey]

I dig chubby chicks. I'd like to see more ads with them showing skin. There is nothing like a fat chick in a thong.

[SequSpur]

A real woman would make some pie.

[ShoogarBear]

I agree with foofida. Men have a good deal of the blame, but certainly not all of it. A lot of the fault is that of women, who often criticize each other in ways and with greater depth and intensity than a man would ever dream of.

Who was the last woman who said, "I'm not going to buy that new {blank} because it just perpetuates the social pressures put on me by other women to look good"?

The reason why men don't give a if they look like Brad Pitt or not is 'cause other men don't give a .

This all sounds really great, but... when I look at quite a few threads posted in this forum referring to women as " es", male-centric lists that say women who like sports have to be on probation to prove it, plus the many threads started about half-naked women that someone would "hit", I'm afraid that I've lost faith.

Good grief. I can agree with you on the " es" threads (although I'd just say consider the source on them, and I'd really be fascinated by what you think it means when posters--both men and women--call Ray Allen a " " or a "pussy") .

But you have really have gone overboard on the list. Are you going to give a hyperserious academic social analysis on the one about sharing umbrellas?

[Guru of Nothing]

Females want successful guys. If they are good looking on top of that, that's a nice bonus.

Guys want a chick who is hot with tig ol' bitties. If she's nice or has a good personality, that's a nice bonus.

Rules of humanity.

You beat me to the punchline.

Women's attraction to a fat wallet = Man's attraction to a hot body.

.... which totally s everything up.

There was a recent article on theOnion with a headline to the effect - Married Woman Busted in Sex for Security Scandal.

Funny and sad. .... and true, for about 85% of the population.

Back to the topic, young, artificially-enhanced, skinny, and "allegedly" hot chicks, do nothing for me. In fact, I detest them. There's a term for these women .... "masturbait."

A hand on the bush >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than two on the bird. [Edited to add - there are many obvious exceptions]

This world is insane.

[Clandestino]

i like it all natural... i won't date any chick w/fake boobs nor tip any strippers with fake boobs either.. i want big and natural... and a little junk in the trunk... skinny girls are great too, but i prefer a little meat..

[HomerSimpson]

A real woman would make some pie.

I like pie.

[travis2]

Side note: Tlong, do sheep spit or swallow?

Gee thanks, Kori...now I have coffee all over my monitor...

[bigzak25]

I actually think that's a fine rule to live by. As long as your partner is willing to deliver whatever you want on demand as well.

you see ladies, she gets it. and that's why they have a wonderful thing going on.


Women can have their fantasy day too...I imagine it as follows:


You get to watch the show of your choice, lifetime, homemakeover, oprah or what have you...

A small bucket of bon bons by your side...(or pick indulgence of choice)

Meanwhile, your man is taking turns giving you a rubdown (feet/shoulders/ neck), cleaning the house, and when a commercial is on? He'll return to you to listen to anything you have to say or vent about your day, life plans, etc.

Oh, and not to forget, you get oral pleasure on demand as well.

[1Parker1]

TimVP, I'd still think Tony and Manu were hot if they worked at McDonalds. But do you think Tony would be with Eva if she weighed about 60 pounds more.........or worked at McDonald's?


This argument can be looked at 2 ways. If you're a married woman or man....most generally you'll be comfortable with yourself and are prolly happy with not being a size 2 and accepting it. However, there's a lot more pressure on single woman, or younger woman in today's society to look more and more like the actresses on TV and ads---that's who the ads are ideally geared to. It's just a fact. These Dove ads are just trying to change that view by saying Beauty comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

Appearance and looks are important to women, more so than men. Hence the reason why women wear mascara, lipstick, wax their legs and eyebrows, get manicures, get highlights, etc. You never see men having to do any of those things all in the name of beauty. And why do you think women go through all the trouble of doing this? Because many think that that's what men want and that's what will take them one step closer to looking like all those models they see in ads and all those actresses they see on TV that men drool over and other women envy.

And this is what the Dove ads are trying to change. That old social adage that to be beautiful, you should measure yourself against all those models in ads and tv. Dove is trying to say, don't use models to measure urself, use yourself abd be happy with what you've got.

[bigzak25]

And this is what the Dove ads are trying to change. That old social adage that to be beautiful, you should measure yourself against all those models in ads and tv. Dove is trying to say, don't use models to measure urself, use yourself abd be happy with what you've got.

dove isn't trying to change the world, they are trying to sell soap.

their target is the everyday woman.

if they can relate to her and get her on their side?

it's money in the bank.

there are a uva lot more 'average' body people in this world than 'supermodel' people.

they are just targeting the main audience, and they can get away with it...because, as said, it's for soap.

try selling lingerie with those ads. see how many women jump to buy the lingerie so they can look like that. they won't. because lingerie is also about fantasy and who wants to fantasize about reality?

[1Parker1]

dove isn't trying to change the world, they are trying to sell soap.

their target is the everyday woman.

if they can relate to her and get her on their side?

it's money in the bank.

there are a uva lot more 'average' body people in this world than 'supermodel' people.

they are just targeting the main audience, and they can get away with it...because, as said, it's for soap.

try selling lingerie with those ads. see how many women jump to buy the lingerie so they can look like that. they won't. because lingerie is also about fantasy and who wants to fantasize about reality?

Try going to their website. This isn't just your everyday ad trying to sell soap, that's just a miniscule part of it....Dove has a whole campaign that is geared towards trying to change the social sterotypes of beauty. Their campaign involves an interactive website which has forums where women all over the world can discuss beauty and such topics. They have a billboard in Times Square that keeps a running tally on the various polls on beauty that they have. They have done a 2 year research study on beauty, what it is, how women feel about it, etc. and the report can be read by women everywhere on the website. They have a "uniquely ME" scholorship fund they began for the campaign where young girls can send pics or essays that talks about what they think is beauty and if they win they can get scholorship money for school.


So, before you say that it's just an ad trying to sell soap......do some research. Dove is trying to do a lot more than that.

www.campaignforrealbeauty.com

[bigzak25]

that is some great stuff, and i give them props for it.

let me ask you this though, do you buy dove soap? if not, will you buy it now?