OT: USA Is Once Again Showing Their Athletic Dominance

[CavsSuperFan]

Hmm so an American gets bronze in men's driving behind the Chinese. .

I was pretty shocked at this considering what awful drivers the Chinese are...

[SpursforSix]

Did the Caitlyn Jenner runner get a medal?
That's f'd up sHe is allowed to compete in the womens division.

Don't know but this is odd

[Caltex2]

Final Count

Country	G	S	B	TOTAL
USA	46	37	38	121
CHN	26	18	26	70
GBR	27	23	17	67
RUS	19	18	19	56
GER	17	10	15	42
FRA	10	18	14	42
JPN	12	8	21	41
AUS	8	11	10	29
ITA	8	12	8	28

Wow, Canada is nowhere to be found. I'd like to think they're an Australia-level country. They even got a gift in the 4x100 when the US was disqualified over BS, giving them the bronze medal.

[Caltex2]

I was pretty shocked at this considering what awful drivers the Chinese are...

Driving would be a uva Olympic sport and I don't mean NASCAR necessarily. Who can swerve in and around the cones? Who can come to a complete stop at the line? Who can drive the speed limit (Americans would suck at that)?

[Spurtacular]

Don't know but this is odd

12 too, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Worst US Men's basketball team I've ever seen. They're lucky the field was weak.

[Darth_Pelican]

Don't know but this is odd

That's Jrue Holiday

[SpursforSix]

That's Jrue Holiday

LOL. Holy .

[UNT Eagles 2016]

That's Jrue Holiday

If that is indeed a female, it's probably just a baboon.

[Darth_Pelican]

Another 1st place championship trophy for the always growing mantle tonight; the WBC. Too easy. Thank god the US doesn't put any effort into irrelevant soccer & lets 3rd world countries have their moment of feeling important once every 4 years. It gives them a feeling of accomplishment & purpose. I can't even imagine the meltdown if the US ever starts caring enough to go beat a bunch of smelly s and skinnyfat Eurotrash in kickball. It would probably lead to war.

[midnightpulp]

Another 1st place championship trophy for the always growing mantle tonight; the WBC. Too easy. Thank god the US doesn't put any effort into irrelevant soccer & lets 3rd world countries have their moment of feeling important once every 4 years. It gives them a feeling of accomplishment & purpose. I can't even imagine the meltdown if the US ever starts caring enough to go beat a bunch of smelly s and skinnyfat Eurotrash in kickball. It would probably lead to war.

[Robz4000]

Another 1st place championship trophy for the always growing mantle tonight; the WBC. Too easy. Thank god the US doesn't put any effort into irrelevant soccer & lets 3rd world countries have their moment of feeling important once every 4 years. It gives them a feeling of accomplishment & purpose. I can't even imagine the meltdown if the US ever starts caring enough to go beat a bunch of smelly s and skinnyfat Eurotrash in kickball. It would probably lead to war.

[313]

Another 1st place championship trophy for the always growing mantle tonight; the WBC. Too easy. Thank god the US doesn't put any effort into irrelevant soccer & lets 3rd world countries have their moment of feeling important once every 4 years. It gives them a feeling of accomplishment & purpose. I can't even imagine the meltdown if the US ever starts caring enough to go beat a bunch of smelly s and skinnyfat Eurotrash in kickball. It would probably lead to war.

[140]

murikans are the world's biggest tryhards in football tbh

[lefty]

murikans are the world's biggest tryhards in football tbh

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[midnightpulp]

murikans are the world's biggest tryhards in football tbh

Sure we are. The NFL is the biggest league here. Why wouldn't we be?

[Darth_Pelican]

murikans are the world's biggest tryhards in football tbh

America's top athletes play in the NBA and NFL. Our 3rd tier athletes settle for soccer because they aren't talented enough to play those 2 sports. Meanwhile, this is what your average playground looks like in Brazil:

[midnightpulp]

America's top athletes play in the NBA and NFL. Our 3rd tier athletes settle for soccer because they aren't talented enough to play those 2 sports. Meanwhile, this is what your average playground looks like in Brazil:

More like 8th or 9th tier.

This is our best soccer player right now. A 5'8", 130lb twink.



With that build, he couldn't realistically play:

Football, baseball, basketball, ice hockey, tennis, track and field outside of sissy endurance events, swimming, water polo, volleyball, or even golf (golfers are jacked these days).

Meanwhile, here's what a top American baseball prospect of the same age is looking like today:



6'3" and hitting 105 on the gun, and 110 on run up throws

[MultiTroll]

Meanwhile, here's what a top American baseball prospect of the same age is looking like today: hitting 105 on the gun, and 110 on run up throws

Who?!

[DAF86]

The is WBC?

[Brazil]

Like darth pelican has any idea of what anything looks like in Brazil tbh

Muricans

[Darth_Pelican]

Meanwhile, Messi branded coacaine seized.

http://www.espnfc.com/barcelona/story/3088153/police-in-peru-seize-$85m-cocaine-haul-bearing-photos-of-lionel-messi

Peru drug law enforcement on Wednesday seized 1,417 kilos of cocaine with logos that bear a photo of Barcelona star Lionel Messi as well as his name, found wrapped in containers of squid filets and destined for Belgium.
The drugs were worth an estimated $85 million in street value, Peru officials said in a news release.
Many packages of the drugs bore the likeness of Messi and his name, while the rest were wrapped in black packaging with a logo saying "King" with a likeness of the king of Spain.
A spokesperson for the Peruvian National Police's Anti-drugs Office (Dirandro) said that no one has been arrested or detained yet.
"Most of the 1,288 packages of drugs were camouflaged as squid filets and had a label that said 'Messi' along with a picture of the Argentina player Lionel Messi wearing the shirt of the Spanish club Barcelona," the news release said.

[SupremeGuy]

Another 1st place championship trophy for the always growing mantle tonight; the WBC. Too easy. Thank god the US doesn't put any effort into irrelevant soccer & lets 3rd world countries have their moment of feeling important once every 4 years. It gives them a feeling of accomplishment & purpose. I can't even imagine the meltdown if the US ever starts caring enough to go beat a bunch of smelly s and skinnyfat Eurotrash in kickball. It would probably lead to war.

Oh .

[Silver&Black]

Another 1st place championship trophy for the always growing mantle tonight; the WBC. Too easy. Thank god the US doesn't put any effort into irrelevant soccer & lets 3rd world countries have their moment of feeling important once every 4 years. It gives them a feeling of accomplishment & purpose. I can't even imagine the meltdown if the US ever starts caring enough to go beat a bunch of smelly s and skinnyfat Eurotrash in kickball. It would probably lead to war.

^
This guy gets it.

[TampaDude]

Another 1st place championship trophy for the always growing mantle tonight; the WBC. Too easy. Thank god the US doesn't put any effort into irrelevant soccer & lets 3rd world countries have their moment of feeling important once every 4 years. It gives them a feeling of accomplishment & purpose. I can't even imagine the meltdown if the US ever starts caring enough to go beat a bunch of smelly s and skinnyfat Eurotrash in kickball. It would probably lead to war.

Heh...we didn't just beat PR, we smashed them. How's that CG 3H SO taste, Ricans?