My Last Day Of Being Single Again... Should I Be Happy Or Sad?

[atxrocker]

What city do you live in? Last time I was there I had some platanos and empanadas with that greasy beef and giant raisins. If you get sliced up you can move to San Antonio and bring me some.

that sounds good

[mcornelio]

i live in santo domingo... im new here, just moved down here last year from rhode island because of work... ill probably be in the states soon... hopefully not to get my put back on because the doctors here suck

[midgetonadonkey]

Did the chicks you banged take it in the pipe?

[timvp]

i live in santo domingo... im new here, just moved down here last year from rhode island because of work...

Hopefully the cuts you.

[mcornelio]

Hopefully the cuts you.

WHY? i bet you kori made you type that... and no midget they did not take it up the ass

[Kori Ellis]

WHY? i bet you kori made you type that... and no midget they did not take it up the ass

I didn't make him type anything. He just always thought you were born in the Dominican, so now he thinks you are just a pansy Rhode Islander.

[midgetonadonkey]

and no midget they did not take it up the ass

Then it wasn't worth it. If you are gonna bang a at least make her take one in the backdoor.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm contributing nothing to this thread but nonsense. I'm out.

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt is my new favorite poster.

Awww.

I feel so warm inside.

[jman3000]

So who got the best advice today? Mcornelio, Marklar, or TxJudsonTx?

[mcornelio]

I didn't make him type anything. He just always thought you were born in the Dominican, so now he thinks you are just a pansy Rhode Islander.

i was born in the dominican... but i moved to rhode island when i was 8 years old, and then since im a native dominican i came down here for a company project... but i am a dominican... not a pansy rhode islander...

[mcornelio]

So who got the best advice today? Mcornelio, Marklar, or TxJudsonTx?

well it wasnt me... cuz i still dont know what to do... actually i feel worse than i felt before i got the advice

[ShoogarBear]

and these times that he leaves are?.....

[jman3000]

the thread was being posted in so fast that little comment got lost.

[ShoogarBear]

OMG, advice threads are the BEST!

WTF, dude, you've been around here long enough to know this was goiing to turn into a massive pileon. You even got Manny out of Dr. Philipe mode.

My only original insight is to suggest that maybe you don't want to get married to this girl like her family expects, and so you've been looking for a way out all along.

[jman3000]

Her family must be real trigger happy to think they're getting married after only being with eachother for 6 months... call me old fashioned but that just doesn't seem like very long. I was in a relationship that almost went 2 years and marriage was the furthest thing from my mind.

[mcornelio]

this is a spanish county... different customs if this would have been a white chick i probably wouldnt even have met her family yet...

[Pistons < Spurs]

WTF.

I hope I was never this immature, insecure and selfish in my younger days. You obviously do not love her, or know what love is. All you give a damn about is yourself.

I feel bad for her that she hooked up with such a complete head.

I seriously hope that the next chick you decide to cheat on her with ends being a tranny, and before you realize it, she/he sticks her/his up your ass!

[Clandestino]

i couldn't read the whole thread bc it is so bull ...

manny...thinks he is so perfect in every ing way... always calling people stupid, assholes, or re ed if they don't agree with him 100%... i guess he is still compensating for people ing with him growing up...

the girls on the other hand... i can see their advice...

and ashbeigh... i don't think you're re ed... a month is a long time...it also depends on how long they have dated... also, she has a history of cheating...she cheated on her first boyfriend with cornelio...

i guess mcornelio never should have dated her bc obviously this has been an issue for him since day 1...

and mcornelio... do what you think is right... personally, i think you should just break up with her as easy as possible and think every chick you can until you are older... otherwise you will keep cheating...

[rascal]

I would suggest you don't marry her because if she was the right one you would not have cared to screw others.

[jman3000]

this is a spanish county... different customs if this would have been a white chick i probably wouldnt even have met her family yet...

point taken

[Das Texan]

damn.


mcornelio has got to be one of the dumbest human beings out there.

you got some growing up to do son. you dont deserve to be in a relationship. what a piece of trash.

[Trainwreck2100]

Also it's not smart to declare your badness on a public board.

[Mixability]

what a ing moron, eye for an eye I say....

I hope she blows some guy when you're at work one day and puts his "batter" into some fresh banana pudding that she whips up for you for an after work dessert.

[Marklar MM]

what a ing moron, eye for an eye I say....

I hope she blows some guy when you're at work one day and puts his "batter" into some fresh banana pudding that she whips up for you for an after work dessert.

HAHA. I just thought of Van Wilder and how they got those eclair donuts from one of the college sorority houses, took out the cream filling, and had the dog hump them all. AHAH.