Barnacle Bills closed for good????

[Sapphire]

holy mackerel!
I can't believe this thread is still going
looks like Paki is trying to flex his mussels.

Because he thinks the world is his oyster.

[Shelly]

• What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.

• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.

• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!

• If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.

Q. What did the fish say when it ran into the concrete wall?
A. Dam!

Q. Who are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A. Mussels

A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends.

Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"

She tells her friend that she has some fish in the bag.

The friend says, "Fish! Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one."

The blonde says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."




Thank you! I'll be here all week! Make sure you try the fish!

[KEDA]

you guys are like sharks in here!

these jokes are reely corny!

[exstatic]

Well, we just want to share. Otherwise, you might think we are s fish...

[Spurfect]

hey exstatic, did you used to live in Houston?

[ComfortablyNumb]

I just went out with the wife. It was salmon enchanted eveining.

[ElBorracho]

Let's get tanked!

[Spam]

I'm feeling country. Time for some Vince Gill.

[TheWriter]

What a great opportunaty for more fish related puns.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I knew there was something fishy about this thread...

Wet Dream -- Kip Adotta

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was
overheating
So I pulled into a S station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay
pal?"

While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the oyster
bar -- a real dive
But I knew the owner, he used to play for the Dolphins
I said, "Hi, Gil!!!"
You hafta yell, he's hard of herring

CHORUS:
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream...

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
I gullied up to the sandbar
He poured the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side -- heavy on the
mako
I slipped him a fin -- on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids -- for the
halibut

Well, the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal --
what sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna -- "Salmon Chanted
Evening"
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving ME the eye
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
You know -- a piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, and seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a... she drank A LOT...
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium"
I said, "GREAT!!! Let's get tanked!"

CHORUS

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I said, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight -- I got a haddock"

And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cuz in came the biggest, meanest looking
haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me, he said, "Listen shrimp -- don't you come trolling
around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed -- I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said, "Abalone -- You're just being s fish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil, 'cuz he was
already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said, "Forget the cods, Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said, "Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin"

CHORUS

Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner
I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams

CHORUS
CHORUS/FADE

[Sapphire]

Well, it's a brand new day, let's hope Paki isn't so crabby.

[TheWriter]

MYSA has a quick write up of the owners saying they just didn't feel like running restuarants anymore. They also felt they could have handle the closing better. Gee, you think?

[KEDA]

MYSA has a quick write up of the owners saying they just didn't feel like running restuarants anymore. They also felt they could have handle the closing better. Gee, you think?

I don't believe it, it just sounds too fishy.

[MoSpur]

A friend of mine who works with me is good friends with the owners. He spoke to them and supposedly they filed bankruptcy. Might be true. Might not. Who knows?

[Soul_Patch]

They should have at least given the employees an opporTUNAty to BITE into something else, before just tossing them overboard.

[MoSpur]

Whoever was in charge must have not known how to navigate the business.

[Spurfect]

They should have at least given the employees an opporTUNAty to BITE into something else, before just tossing them overboard.

yeah that's pretty messed up though. they didn't "feel like" running the restaurant anymore. Wow way to screw people over though. They pretty much strapped an anchor on their employees and let them sink.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

yeah that's pretty messed up though. they didn't "feel like" running the restaurant anymore. Wow way to screw people over though. They pretty much strapped an anchor on their employees and let them sink.

Talk about your shipwrecks.

[MoSpur]

yeah that's pretty messed up though. they didn't "feel like" running the restaurant anymore. Wow way to screw people over though. They pretty much strapped an anchor on their employees and let them sink.

You are getting on my nerves. I can't top that. It feels like I'm buried in sand.

[angel_luv]

On a scale of 1-10. How would you rate this thread?

[Soul_Patch]

Looks like this thread really brought out the bottom feeders.

[angel_luv]

Are you a nemosis to this thread?

If so, I'm very dory to hear it.

[Spurfect]

i bet the employees are feeling pretty eel right now
they beta be job hunting!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i bet the employees are feeling pretty eel right now
they beta be job hunting!

I don't know if I can stomach this thread anymore.

[Spurfect]

I don't know if I can stomach this thread anymore.

have you haddock up to here with me?