Thank you, Spurs, Mr. Stern

[ChumpDumper]

I am taken aback with your rapier wit and repartees

I am taken aback by the size of this enormous .

[NBAisDead]

I am taken aback by the size of this enormous .

Brilliant!

[Obstructed_View]

The how is obvious. The why is because Stern favores the Spurs.

Why does Stern favor the Spurs? Because everybody roots for them? Nope. Because they are a big market? Nope. Because they are exciting to watch? Nope. Because they sell out everywhere they play? Nope. So why does he favor the SPurs? And why do you think your team shouldn't have to play by the same rules as everyone else?

[ChumpDumper]

Come on, everyone knows the truth. Stern favors the Spurs because they have donated millions over the years to help Israel.

My, this thread has take a Goebbelish turn.

Please, do go on.

[Strike]

My memory is my archive.

[Obstructed_View]

Come on, everyone knows the truth. Stern favors the Spurs because they have donated millions over the years to help Israel.

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[Obstructed_View]

My, this thread has take a Goebbelish turn.

Please, do go on.

I totally smell classic thread, here.

[NBAisDead]

Before you start accusing me of being anti-sematic, I AM a Jew. I have nothing against the Spurs organization donating the money to Israel, I just don't think it should be used as a bribe.

[Obstructed_View]

So either the Suns are Nazis or Muslims. I can't wait to hear this.

[SpurCapita]

I thought Suns Fan threw water bottles, not rocks?

[Strike]

Before you start accusing me of being anti-sematic, I AM a Jew. I have nothing against the Spurs organization donating the money to Israel, I just don't think it should be used as a bribe.

Damn. That totally screws up my Johnny Mnemonic pic.

Sorry about that, Johnny Mnemonicstein.

[Obstructed_View]

Before you start accusing me of being anti-sematic, I AM a Jew. I have nothing against the Spurs organization donating the money to Israel, I just don't think it should be used as a bribe.

So I'd love a link to this story. This one should be easy. Why would David Stern give a about Israel, may I ask?

And why should your team not have to play by the same rules as everyone else?

[JustSpurs]

Come on, everyone knows the truth. Stern favors the Spurs because they have donated millions over the years to help Israel.

I can't wait to hear this...

[ChumpDumper]

Before you start accusing me of being anti-sematic, I AM a Jew. I have nothing against the Spurs organization donating the money to Israel, I just don't think it should be used as a bribe.

Of course you're a jew.

And you have a list of all the donations the Spurs have made to them.

[Kori Ellis]

Before you start accusing me of being anti-sematic, I AM a Jew. I have nothing against the Spurs organization donating the money to Israel, I just don't think it should be used as a bribe.

Those kind of accusations you should be careful about. Even on a message board.

[timvp]

Before you start accusing me of being anti-sematic, I AM a Jew. I have nothing against the Spurs organization donating the money to Israel, I just don't think it should be used as a bribe.

Are you a carpenter?

[NBAisDead]

Of course you're a jew.

And you have a list of all the donations the Spurs have made to them.

Don't feign ignorance.

[Obstructed_View]

Who are the four sons of the haggadah?

And why do you think your team shouldn't have to play by the rules that the Spurs, to whom David Stern and Israel owe so much, have to play by?

[NBAisDead]

Who are the four sons of the haggadah?

I'm a secular Jew. I don't get into that bible-babble.

[SpurCapita]

Are you a carpenter?

Oh nuts, if it turns out NBAisDEAD is indeed a carpenter, I'm gonna have to go back and replace "he is a dumbass" with "He is a dumbass" in my posts.

[ChumpDumper]

Don't feign ignorance.

Don't feign knowledge.

[timvp]

Who are the four sons of the haggadah?

Nash, Stoudemire, Marion and Diop.

[ChumpDumper]

I'm a secular Jew. I don't get into that bible-babble.

Don't you mean torah?

[Obstructed_View]

I'm a secular Jew. I don't get into that bible-babble.

You are a secular jew? Then who was the first prime minister of Israel?

[JustSpurs]

I'm spitting coffee outta mah nose!