Free Quattro Razor (6)

[Melmart1]

hahahah wow ive never heard of that side of the coin....... were they all like that?

I have only been to five strip clubs. Three here, two in New Orleans. All of them were filthy nasty except for the Hustler Club on Bourbon Street. That one was clean and the drinks surprisingly affordable.

[Melmart1]

I got hit on by like three women within 20 minutes of being there, including the bartender. That is probably why the drinks were affordable.

[ATRAIN]

I have only been to five strip clubs. Three here, two in New Orleans. All of them were filthy nasty except for the Hustler Club on Bourbon Street. That one was clean and the drinks surprisingly affordable.

LOL ive been to that one. All the drinks over there were pretty good and I loved drinking from bar to bar on the street.

[Melmart1]

That last time I was there was June of 2005, two months before Katrina. Haven't been back since but I hear it's just not the same, even though that area has mostly reopened. I want to go again, my kid brother is dying to go to New Orleans and see some jazz (he is a musician) and I know his parents won't take him so I just might. I have to take that boy everywhere ... first NFL game, first MLB game. Geez.

[ATRAIN]

That last time I was there was June of 2005, two months before Katrina. Haven't been back since but I hear it's just not the same, even though that area has mostly reopened. I want to go again, my kid brother is dying to go to New Orleans and see some jazz (he is a musician) and I know his parents won't take him so I just might. I have to take that boy everywhere ... first NFL game, first MLB game. Geez.

can you take me to my first nfl, mlb, and nba game

[ORION]

I got hit on by like three women within 20 minutes of being there, including the bartender. That is probably why the drinks were affordable.

did you go with coach debbie ?

[ORION]

That last time I was there was June of 2005, two months before Katrina. Haven't been back since but I hear it's just not the same, even though that area has mostly reopened. I want to go again, my kid brother is dying to go to New Orleans and see some jazz (he is a musician) and I know his parents won't take him so I just might. I have to take that boy everywhere ... first NFL game, first MLB game. Geez.

jerome is likely to wrap a sax around someones neck

[peewee's lovechild]

dude pee wee and I are from the valley im sure we both have seen those. Pee wee what was the name of that one really raunchy one in brownsville?

LOL!!!

It's not a ty bar anymore.
It used to be called "Camachin's".

It's called "Valentino's" now and it's a gay bar.

The only ty bar in Brownsville it "Stilleto's" and it's not that bad.

[ATRAIN]

LOL!!!

It's not a ty bar anymore.
It used to be called "Camachin's".

It's called "Valentino's" now and it's a gay bar.

The only ty bar in Brownsville it "Stilleto's" and it's not that bad.

Dude some of my best ty bar memories are at Steel Toes......thats what we call it , dude I even have a koozie from there.

[peewee's lovechild]

All the ty bars I have been to here in San Antonio suck ass. Not as bad as some of the places in New Orleans, but nasty nonetheless.

And I hate that there are never public bathrooms for women, only men. That means women are relegated to using the employee bathrooms the strippers use. Those strippers are NASTY!!! Toilets clogged, bloody tampons on the floor and dirty-ass seats. YOu see that , then go out and see them try to dance all sex, knowing their ass was just pasted to a -stained seat in the back and their nasty ass probably didn't wash their hands because there was no soap. that!

First of all, we gotta hang out at a ty bar sometime.

Secondly, I think Sugar's is pretty good.
But, I wouldn't go at night though.
It get's too packed and a lot of annoying people go.

But, during the day it's pretty damn cool and it always looks clean.
(especially the grotto)

[ORION]

LOL!!!

It's not a ty bar anymore.
It used to be called "Camachin's".

It's called "Valentino's" now and it's a gay bar.

The only ty bar in Brownsville it "Stilleto's" and it's not that bad.

if it was a gay bar it would be called " culettoes"

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude some of my best ty bar memories are at Steel Toes......thats what we call it , dude I even have a koozie from there.

Steel Toes?????

I figured you'd be hitting the TexMex Lounge.
I've gone there before.
A bit raunchy, but kinda fun.

The last place I went to in the Valley was Fantasy in Harlingen.
That was cool cuz it was BYOB.

[peewee's lovechild]

if it was a gay bar it would be called " culettoes"

Good one.

[ATRAIN]

Steel Toes?????

I figured you'd be hitting the TexMex Lounge.
I've gone there before.
A bit raunchy, but kinda fun.

The last place I went to in the Valley was Fantasy in Harlingen.
That was cool cuz it was BYOB.

Dude I have a story from there, ill tell you about it this weekend.

[midgetonadonkey]

Before I die I want to watch a chick a donkey.

[mrsmaalox]

no but she tried to shove the banana in some dudes mouth and he damn near smacked it out of her hand

I was at a club in Juarez a few years ago with my husband and some other couples; during the "audience Participation" part of the show they had this young redneck looking guy up there and the s were all over him, got his pants off him and he looked like he was about to die when he let loose and PISSED all over them! Those s were so mad they about beat him to death with bottles, glasses whatever they could get their hands on. Definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!

[ATRAIN]

Before I die I want to watch a chick a donkey.

that can be arranged, pee wee and I know the spots.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was at a club in Juarez a few years ago with my husband and some other couples; during the "audience Participation" part of the show they had this young redneck looking guy up there and the s were all over him, got his pants off him and he looked like he was about to die when he let loose and PISSED all over them! Those s were so mad they about beat him to death with bottles, glasses whatever they could get their hands on. Definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!

I saw something similar, but they tied up a Spring Breaker at a ty bar in Matamoros (Mex). They started stripping him and and he thought they were just going to take his shirt off, but they took his pants and underware off and he had like a half inch .

Everyone laughed and he turned red as a tomato.

They took him out back and gave him a special treatment to make up for the embarrasment. It was funny, but I'll never let that happen to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

that can be arranged, pee wee and I know the spots.

BoysTown baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ORION]

I was at a club in Juarez a few years ago with my husband and some other couples; during the "audience Participation" part of the show they had this young redneck looking guy up there and the s were all over him, got his pants off him and he looked like he was about to die when he let loose and PISSED all over them! Those s were so mad they about beat him to death with bottles, glasses whatever they could get their hands on. Definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!

did he want to pee on them ?

[ORION]

I saw something similar, but they tied up a Spring Breaker at a ty bar in Matamoros (Mex). They started stripping him and and he thought they were just going to take his shirt off, but they took his pants and underware off and he had like a half inch .

Everyone laughed and he turned red as a tomato.

They took him out back and gave him a special treatment to make up for the embarrasment. It was funny, but I'll never let that happen to me.

yeah I heard Batman was pretty upset when he was on stage

[ORION]

BoysTown baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a few stories from there. I saw some of the craziest things in my life there , but I didn't do any "activities" but did pay for a friend to have things done.

[Melmart1]

jerome is likely to wrap a sax around someones neck

I said KID brother, he is 17. My OTHER brother. Jerome lives in Killeen now and he would wrap a sax around someone, no doubt.

[Melmart1]

can you take me to my first nfl, mlb, and nba game

I find it hard to believe that you have not been to any. However, I will NOT take you to no ing Astros or Texans games. You will go to Cowboys and Rangers games. And like it!

[peewee's lovechild]

I find it hard to believe that you have not been to any. However, I will NOT take you to no ing Astros or Texans games. You will go to Cowboys and Rangers games. And like it!

Why hasn't that invitation come my way??

That's just ed up!!

After all that we've been through together??