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  1. #1976
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    I'd win.

    I have one that was given to me as a joke, and the veins on it are ridiculous.
    If you can see them without a microscope, then you would win over peewee without the veins being ridiculous.
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    It has to actually be in your possession, so you only win if you got to explain it to the TSA>
    They don't bother you about such things as long as it's in your checked luggage.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    The limoncellos were flowing at our annual wrap-a-thon tonight. But when the girls hit the hot tub, no amount of alcohol could make me stay.
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  4. #1979
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    What about the one between your legs.
    There isn't one between my legs, currently.

    The one most recently between my legs, however, was made of glass and very smooth. It probably wouldn't do very well in the compe ion.
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    They don't bother you about such things as long as it's in your checked luggage.
    Did the bag with Ol' Veiny have a "TSA CHECKED LUGGAGE" tag inside?
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    If you can see them without a microscope, then you would win over peewee without the veins being ridiculous.
    It's hard to measure when it's lodged up your ass.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I'm very quickly finding out that Parrot's Bay rum doesn't mix well with Shiner Bock.
    Are you supposed to be drinking yet?
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  8. #1983
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    Did the bag with Ol' Veiny have a "TSA CHECKED LUGGAGE" tag inside?
    Ol' Veiny didn't actually make the trip with me today.
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    There isn't one between my legs, currently.

    The one most recently between my legs, however, was made of glass and very smooth. It probably wouldn't do very well in the compe ion.
    No, the appendage hanging out from between you legs.
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  10. #1985
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    See JB, it didn't work. I said "Viva" and still...nothing!
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    Are you supposed to be drinking yet?
    It's a moot point at the time.
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    No, the appendage hanging out from between you legs.
    My clit doesn't really hang.

    And, even if it did, it's not veiny. I don't think I'd bother entering it in the contest.
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    I suppose.
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    See JB, it didn't work. I said "Viva" and still...nothing!
    I think it's just me with that ability.

    He hasn't fully programmed his widget yet.
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    timvp is a Star Wars freak.
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  16. #1991
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    Got damn it my wisdom teeth hurt

    It's like some ET ish with my BFF
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    timvp is a Star Wars freak.
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    I think it's just me with that ability.

    He hasn't fully programmed his widget yet.
    You two need a room.
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  19. #1994
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I think it's just me with that ability.

    He hasn't fully programmed his widget yet.
    I guess I'll just need to accept that he'll come running for you but not for me.
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  20. #1995
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    Got damn it my wisdom teeth hurt

    It's like some ET ish with my BFF
    Awwww.

    Sorry about the pain and all, but, still... awwww.
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    I guess I'll just need to accept that he'll come running for you but not for me.
    The only one running for you is peewee since you sent him foot porn, ya skank.
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    The only one running for you is peewee since you sent him foot porn, ya skank.
    It was nice.
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  23. #1998
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    The only one running for you is peewee since you sent him foot porn, ya skank.
    Think it might work with Viva? And it wasn't "porn"--it was "art".
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    This is one time I wish I wasn't violently opposed to all form of medication.
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  25. #2000
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    You need a boot to your back.
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