Free Quattro Razor (11)

[peewee's lovechild]

his own balls

I'd be impressed with myself if I could do that.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey remember the SNL skit with Alec Baldwin and his "Schwetty(sp.) Balls"? Classic.

[samikeyp]

Hey remember the SNL skit with Alec Baldwin and his "Schwetty(sp.) Balls"? Classic.

No one can resist my Schweddy balls.




Good stuff.

[ATRAIN]

No one can resist my Schweddie balls.




Good stuff.

Its made from a old Schweddie recipe

[mrsmaalox]

" I can hardly wait to get my mouth around your Schweddy Balls"!!

[Melmart1]

This place sucks today.

Because I wasn't here.

[samikeyp]

Because I wasn't here.

True.

[Melmart1]

I think Manny could take peewee in a fight. I would like to see that fight.

[ATRAIN]

I think Manny could take peewee in a fight. I would like to see that fight.

LOL that would be a good one.

[Melmart1]

LOL that would be a good one.

Good, but very very brief.

[ORION]

I hope it ices over again

[Melmart1]

I hope it ices over again

Why would you hope that? Cold weather sucks ass.

[ORION]

I want to jump in the guadalupe river right now

[ORION]

Why would you hope that? Cold weather sucks ass.

well for those of us that leave our homes everyday to go to work it means we wouldn't have to leave for work that day.
on a side note my nephew's school played st.pauls recently and his school lost 69 to 3. I'm not suprised because I paved the way for greatness. ROYALS POR VIDA

[ATRAIN]

I hope it ices over again

Again?

[Melmart1]

well for those of us that leave our homes everyday to go to work it means we wouldn't have to leave for work that day.
on a side note my nephew's school played st.pauls recently and his school lost 69 to 3. I'm not suprised because I paved the way for greatness. ROYALS POR VIDA

69 to 3? In what sport?

[ORION]

69 to 3? In what sport?

basketball

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Manny could take peewee in a fight. I would like to see that fight.

I'll pay to watch that.

[samikeyp]

My junior year at Taft...our girls basketball team lost to Judson 90-4.

The halftime score was 54-1.

Ouch.

[peewee's lovechild]

My junior year at Taft...our girls basketball team lost to Judson 90-4.

The halftime score was 54-1.

Ouch.

My last year playing football, we got beat by Harlingen High 77-0.
I left the team the next day.

[Melmart1]

My last year playing football, we got beat by Harlingen High 77-0.
I left the team the next day.

Boy, you quit at everything.

[ATRAIN]

My last year playing football, we got beat by Harlingen High 77-0.
I left the team the next day.

what school did you go to?

[peewee's lovechild]

what school did you go to?

Glady's Porter High School.

I'm pretty damn sure you've heard of it. As a matter of fact, we came out on ESPN one time as the school with the longest losing streak in Texas.

But, we got pretty good when Billy Garza played QB for us. He took Porter to State Semis. He's now the back up QB at Illinois.

[Melmart1]

In the latest ESPN the Magazine (the one with the Cowboys on the cover) there is an excellent article about HS football in the Valley. Good stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

Boy, you quit at everything.

My coach was a dumbass and I got tired of his .

I seperated my shoulder during a game and the trainer popped it back in. He asked the trainer if I was okay and then told me to go back into the game. I told him that I was hurting and he said, "You gonna quit on me? Only pussies quit, son." So, they wrapped up my shoulder and I went back into the game. I don't remembe the score, but I think we lost by 24 or something like that.