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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I like my women to have an extra sensitive gag reflex. Nothing sounds hotter than a chick gagging on my .
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    Oh my.
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    I like my women to have an extra sensitive gag reflex. Nothing sounds hotter than a chick gagging on my .
    That just seems... unpleasant.
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    I gotta find uses for some of these new guys:

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    I hit it?
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    These two clearly have a cause-and-effect relationship.
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    I want one named after me, damnit!!!
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    That just seems... unpleasant.
    I've actually had requests for this.
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    penguins
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    They have no knees.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I still want to eat a penguin. Before I die. That is my goal in life.
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    I still want to eat a penguin. Before I die. That is my goal in life.
    Would you cook it?
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    I'm assuming you're referring to a female penguin.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I would grill it up with some onions and bell peppers and make some taquitos.
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    After my meal I would chew on the beak.
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    midgetonadonkey, katy, Silver21_Black20

    o Ladies.
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    midgetonadonkey, Silver21_Black20

    So we are alone at last.
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    Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
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    Do I make you nervous, Midge? You seemed nervous when we ran into eachother the other day. I know you were high, but were you nervous? I bet you were nervous. Yeah.
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    Do I make you nervous, Midge? You seemed nervous when we ran into eachother the other day. I know you were high, but were you nervous? I bet you were nervous. Yeah.
    Yeah I was nervous.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I get intimidated in the presence of beautiful females.
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    Because you wanted to grope me.
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    Because you wanted to grope me.
    Of course. I didn't know how you would react to my hand on your ty.
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    Next time I see you I'm just going to grope without thinking twice about it.
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