Free Quattro Razor (8)

[peewee's weewee]

The cam girlies are actually a lot of fun. I tried to get one to dress up like Jeter once but she refused.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I work with some old hags, can we burn them instead?

This is good logic.
Hags tend to burn better since they're so dried out already.

[Silver21_Black20]

That's just ing stupid!!!

Everyone knows I jack to Jeter.
That's why SilBlack and I are good friends.

This is true.

[Melmart1]

This is true.

I forgot you are a Jeter fan. You should be a Teixeira fan now. He has a great ass. I always sat near 1st base when I went to Rangers games.

[ORION]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest

[peewee's weewee]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest

I'd still hit it. Even if it was the face of an adult wildebeest. With acne.

[peewee's lovechild]

I work with some old hags, can we burn them instead?

I'm up for that.

If only it wasn't for the "against the law" .

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I just pay for my internet girlfriends. This way I spare myself the humiliation of having to show them my tiny pinga.

Everyone wants the pinga.

[CuckingFunt]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest

That's what doggie style is for.

[peewee's lovechild]

The cam girlies are actually a lot of fun. I tried to get one to dress up like Jeter once but she refused.

I had to pay extra for that, but I managed to get it done.

It was the best 23 seconds of my life.

[peewee's weewee]

When you are hung like a toddler, you can't be too picky.

[CuckingFunt]

For some reason, the word "pinga" always makes me think of going to the liquor store with my friends in high school. Which, in turn, makes me think of "Chupa-chups" candies.

[peewee's lovechild]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest

Dude, you should have seen the pair of s I saw earlier this morning!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!

The most perfectest pair of breastesses I've ever seen!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

When you are hung like a toddler, you can't be too picky.

I used to get so much tail when I was a toddler.

It all went downhill a couple of years after that.

[ATRAIN]

there is a girl from Costco trying to sell memberships here right now and she has the most perfect tail I've seen in some time however she has the face of a baby wildebeest

nothing that a paper bag can't fix

[peewee's lovechild]

For some reason, the word "pinga" always makes me think of going to the liquor store with my friends in high school. Which, in turn, makes me think of "Chupa-chups" candies.

Chupa-chups remind me of Mexico . . . . and all the girls I paid to chupa-chup my pinga.

[ATRAIN]

I'd still hit it. Even if it was the face of an adult wildebeest. With acne.

Why are you talking about Midge like that?

[peewee's weewee]

I used to get so much tail when I was a toddler.

It all went downhill a couple of years after that.

Yeah, when they realized my weewee wasn't going to grow in proportion to my belly, they all went running.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, you should have seen the pair of s I saw earlier this morning!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!

The most perfectest pair of breastesses I've ever seen!!!!!!!

What size would these be?

[peewee's weewee]

What size would these be?

Bigger than yours but slightly smaller than mine. I would say a D-cup.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, when they realized my weewee wasn't going to grow in proportion to my belly, they all went running.

I was forced to hit on little boys.
That's how I met Midge all those years ago.

[peewee's lovechild]

What size would these be?

Dude, I'm not really sure.

All I know is that they were popping out of her blouse.

They were definitely in the DD range.

They were so beautiful.
There was a chorus of angels singing as I stared at her ties.

[Mister Sinister]

So, what, you just do it because you like it now?

[peewee's lovechild]

Bigger than yours but slightly smaller than mine. I would say a D-cup.

I resemble that remark.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, what, you just do it because you like it now?

Not sure where you're going with this.