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  1. #2051
    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    I always have problems in France. They know I despise their country/people by just looking at my face.

    Never had a problem in Amsterdam, Hamburg or London.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Monocles would be excellent. Also, top hats and the bicycles with the huge front wheel. Everyone would look like Eustace Tilley from the New Yorker.
    Jolly good!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Monocles would be excellent. Also, top hats and the bicycles with the huge front wheel. Everyone would look like Eustace Tilley from the New Yorker.
    Then you'd need the mutton-chops and handle-bar mustache too. Yum.
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    Monocles would be excellent. Also, top hats and the bicycles with the huge front wheel. Everyone would look like Eustace Tilley from the New Yorker.
    I'd need to bring back things like "I say!" and the words "Rapscallion" and "Ne'er-do-well," too.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    I'd need to bring back things like "I say!" and the words "Rapscallion" and "Ne'er-do-well," too.
    23 skidoo, ol' chap.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I always have problems in France. They know I despise their country/people by just looking at my face.

    Never had a problem in Amsterdam, Hamburg or London.
    Well in Amsterdam I was separated from my party by a guy with a machine gun; and in London they dumped out 3 bottles of my $25 shampoo and then let my boyfriend saunter thru with his briefcase full of laundered cash!!
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    "Rapscallion". LOL
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    And you have to laugh with your teeth clenched together.
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    "I say! Unhand the keys to my automobile this instant, you rambunctious rapscallion, you! Else I shall be forced to give you what for!"
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I have tried to bring back the phrase "a good rogering". Doesn't go over big at the club, though.
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    I have tried to bring back the phrase "a good rogering". Doesn't go over big at the club, though.
    You're clearly going to the wrong club.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    You should try using the word "besmirch" once in awhile
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    I have tried to bring back the phrase "a good rogering". Doesn't go over big at the club, though.
    It's probably because you're not distinguishing which Roger you mean at the DC Bear Club.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

    Umm, no.
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    You should try using the word "besmirch" once in awhile
    I'll not have any nefarious ne'er-do-wells besmirching my good name.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    It's probably because you're not distinguishing which Roger you mean at the DC Bear Club.
    .
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    It's probably because you're not distinguishing which Roger you mean at the DC Bear Club.
    .

    My alternate reply was going to be: "Even at the DC Bear Club?"
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

    Umm, no.
    That's mildly disturbing.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

    Umm, no.
    Maybe you heard him wrong. Maybe he said give him a my poke.











    Ewww, sorry about that.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Some random guy in the bar bathroom asked me to tell him a funny joke.

    Umm, no.
    Are you at a bar?
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    Well in Amsterdam I was separated from my party by a guy with a machine gun; and in London they dumped out 3 bottles of my $25 shampoo and then let my boyfriend saunter thru with his briefcase full of laundered cash!!
    In Amsterdam, met some of my dearest buds, to this date

    And jolly ole' England, actually partied with some royal rapscillions

    Tally ho
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    Maybe you heard him wrong. Maybe he said give him a my poke.











    Ewww, sorry about that.
    o_O
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    That's mildly disturbing.
    Indeed.

    A man learns early in his life that you are not to talk to other men in the restroom. It's right after the rule which states you must take the farthest urinal away from a man who is already at the urinal.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Maybe you heard him wrong. Maybe he said give him a my poke.

    Ewww, sorry about that.
    That's the second spooge joke you've had to apologize for.
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    If you get stopped by a panda say you were busy panning a pikey piss artist's head on a conta the fact that he besmirched your mommy. in pikeys
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